Depression-Coma

Depression-Coma is a slang term used to describe the perpetual feeling of sadness and loss of interest that is often associated with Major Depressive Disorder. Due to the static nature of such feelings, they are likened to a comatose state with regard to affect.

The gentleman has done nothing worthy of notice for the past month with exception to breathing. He seems to be in a bit of a depression-coma, if you will.

by SirWFC718 April 28, 2013

Vegas Depression

Also known as "VD" (commonly mistaken with venereal disease), Vegas Depression comes about about a month or less after coming home from a trip to Las Vegas. It will hit you out of the blue and it is hard to get rid of. A common symptom of VD is going onto Expedia.com or priceline.com to look at prices of trips. The only cure* to Vegas Depression is to go back to Vegas. VD is something you cannot get rid of no matter how many times you go.

*cure- meaning not so much of a cure but something to help the pain (only while you are in Vegas)

Tommy: "Yo, I have VD really bad!"

Will: "What the fuck, that's sick!"

Tommy: "No, I have Vegas depression. I was sitting at my shitty job today and it just hit me out of the blue."

Will: "Shit, I'm depressed now."

Tommy: "Oh well, I guess we can check prices on Expedia."

Will: "Word."

by Okyamot February 19, 2009

compression session

when 1 or more people smoke marijuana in an enclosed space such as a car, small room. etc. The smoke from the marijuana exhaled and burnt stays in the vicinity, causing the occupants to get even more stoned.

"yo, where can we smoke this bud?"
"we can have a compression session in my car."
"sweet."

by andrew June 18, 2004

Cression

A Cram Session...a cression.

a jam, slam, dunk, throwdown, droppin it in, stuff, cram, slam dunk Session.

Taken part by members of That Bloody Crew on the basketball court, it is a "lay-up line" in which all members throw down dirty&dope slams. Only possible by teh 09 Chills team because 12 members could dunk. The other 3 lob alley-oops.

Origins by Don at The Rock, Summer 2008.

"Yo I'ma keep it a hunnit wit chu, dat was da best Cression to date"

"I'm finna have a Cression right after school."

"Yo, don't invite that AB who can't dunk to the Cression."

"Chu do it yet guy? As in Cression?"

"Let's bring dat Wusscrap McLos to the Cression, no Nations allowed."

"That Cression was dirty&dopeflyshit brosix!"

by Bloody Crew May 19, 2009

Post Avatar Depression

Post Avatar Depression, also known as P.A.D for short, is the case when a person after seeing the movie "Avatar" (By James Cameron) eventually realises that the world they live in sucks ass and that they will never be able to fly, jump or live like the Na'vi do on Pandora.

Guy 1: Wow that movie was amazing,
Guy 2: *Sniff*
Guy 1: dude, are you crying?
Guy 2: Bro... my life sucks..
Guy 1: Aww shit... looks like Post Avatar Depression..
Guy 2: i need a hug :(

by Tsu'Tey January 1, 2010

post-con depression

you go to ANY convention (furry con, anime con, etc.)then you go back home and just want to go back so very badly since it was so fun and exciting (and most likely not sexual)

post-con depression not used that much :/

by a sad potato April 30, 2020

Post University Depression

After graduating university, post university depression occurs after realising things are not going the way you planned them to, you have signed on to job seekers allowance cus u cant find a job, your friends have one more year at university and rub it in your face because you havent, ur other friends have settled into a steady career after working there way up from apprentices, you vent ur anger and frustrations through other channels rather than going out on a Monday Evening and drinking ur troubles away! U have no 1 special in ur life cus u spent the last 3/4 years enjoyin the singledom and the benefits it has at University!

Im suffering from a severe case of P.U.D! P.U.D

I graduated last summer, I have no job and no money, I wish I could go back Post University Depression

by Mouse87 September 20, 2009