Case Cookie

A basic fuckboi that drops in on women's DM's here and there just to stay on the bench. Tends to take multiple gym selfies so that people know he works out. Similar to a dudebro and uses phrases words such as shred and bless up. It's common for a Case Cookie to have Justin Bieber hair and wear sun glasses in daylight.
As they're everywhere, a Case Cookie is somewhat easy to sight. The only way to know for sure is to talk to/observe one. Case Cookie's can be heard saying there's not enough alcohol present to get them drunk. When there is enough they often use the excuse that a certain type of alcohol affects them in unforeseeable ways, while purposefully being vague. This is just a way to maintain their fratboi rep.

Case Cookie uploads picture of a healthy meal on social media: Bless up

Cake Cookie: Bro, there's not enough alcohol here to get me turnt.
Person 1: You're in luck bud, I've just picked up a couple bottles of vodka.
Cake Cookie: Oh no, me drinking vodka is a badd idea. This one time at a party...

by Maddawg120 May 24, 2018

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maury case

a woman that has multiple kids by muitiple men that she knows/don't know who the father is ?

man...that woman is such a maury case with all those kids without a father..!

by B.fantom June 21, 2010

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Case of the Fuckheads

n. used to refer to a transient episode of stupidity or incompetence. Usually, a subject afflicted with a Case of the Fuckheads, is not a fuckhead the rest of the time, though some people more susceptible to repeat infection. If the condition becomes permanent, the subject has developed Fuckhead Syndrome.

Jim had a Case of the Fuckheads yesterday, but today he's gotten much better.

Dont' talk to Susan right now. She's having a case of the fuckheads.

John's had a really stubborn case of the fuckheads recently. I'm starting to wonder if he's got Fuckhead Syndrome.

Sorry I forgot to pick you up from the airport yesterday. I was having a case of the fuckheads.

by Angla December 14, 2012

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Case Whore

Someone who's always buying new cases for their phone even if they already have many

Ashley"I need a new case for my phone
Jessica"wow you're such a case whore

by girl whettt June 21, 2016

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Disco Case

ThE cApiTaLiZaTiOn Of EvErY oThEr LeTtEr, aka Studly Case. But that's lame. Disco case makes it seem like you are at a party, with lots of blow and X. Therefore, not lame.

HeY bRoSkeEtSkI, sTuDlY cAsE iS sToOpId. DiScO cAsE iS wAy LeSs GaY.

by TheCrushinator December 17, 2015

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