coach tony

Coach Tony may be the sexiest man alive. He is a pro golfer who is proud of both of his kids, his oldest one especially because he plays and starts on varsity basketball. He is only adressed as coach because of his dominance and if you ever call him by just tony he will assert 100% power and have more control than thanos and blow up the entire multi-verse. In his prime he was 3 feet 26 inches tall and 220lbs all muscle, all varsity sports. Everyone wishes he were their dad.

Damn have you seen coach tony?? His 6’2, 240 bod is lookin sexy!

by Honey nut on ur mom February 6, 2019

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coach terry

Coach Terry a strong black African

Wow your coach terry

by Jt Mann April 17, 2018

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head coach

i) A yes man
ii) A patsy

iii) A puppet
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iv) a stepmom giving advice to her step daughter.

Oh, I see that lovely portly retail magnate Michael Ashley has installed Steve Bruce as head coach

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Hi mom my boyfriend is coming round tonight and I don’t know what to do. Will you be my head coach?

by Marjorie Osborne July 17, 2019

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Coach joe

Old Vietnam veteran with a little bit of ptsd. He will yell at you for no reason and say shit like “lacrosse is a physical sport”. He will also teach you the most pointless things in your life.

Coach joe “If he keeps getting hit in the nuts he’ll be shooting blanks”

by Bomb squad boyz March 26, 2019

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coach book

something evil math teachers use to educate their students without using any energy.

Phil: "what do you do with your coach book after the school year is over?"

Joe:" burn it."

by nilgurpety March 18, 2019

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Coach Stumon

The ultimate dance move that a dad uses to disappear. The Coach Stumon Move is such a hard dance move that only men can dance it with ought messing up.

Your friend: Look your dad just pulled a coach Stumon!
You: Dad?

by Coach Stumon September 26, 2019

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