Blumkin

(n.) A person that is a total asshole to everyone and doesn't realize it.

Sammy - Wanna order pizza?
Cam - Yeah, let's get sausage.
Brad - YOU GUYS ARE SUCH FAGGOTS!!
Brad - I rule.
Sammy - That kid is such a blumkin.
Cam - Word.

by PerfectLogic January 3, 2009

Irish Blumkin

When a man spend all day eating corned beef and cabbage, and drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day. While he's sitting on the toilet taking a stinky shit and a lady comes in (wearing a red wig and tartan skirt preferably), and gives him a blowjob.

Dude, Joan was so drunk on St. Paddy's Day she gave Bill an Irish Blumkin at the Shamrock bar.

by MTBubbleHead June 14, 2018

Blueimple

A pimple in your ear caused by a blue tooth device.

Hey, I just got a great new blue tooth ear peice and it gave me a blueimple in two days.

by D Oh Double G October 17, 2010

Bluvies

cinematic works, in the blu-ray format

Hey, I enjoy watching Bluvies more than dvds.

by Davetheman(jesus) March 6, 2012

bluxion

Or the nickname 'Blu' originates from a human which hosts a demon. The words are from a parallel universe where Humans are known to be extinct but in this case 'Blu' is the only pure bred left.

The birds told me that a certain bluxion was here.

by Itachi Chan January 26, 2015

blurking

The act of getting a blow job and playing a video game at the same time.

Chad is blurking it out with Melanie right now.

by Blurking December 4, 2015

blumkin spice

Taking a Chipotle shit while getting head

I took her out for Mexican food and she had the blumkin spice .

by b143j September 13, 2016