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Carrot River

Small ass town in Saskatchewan. Full of ugly ass inbreds and big fucking jibbers. There’s nothing but inbred hicks and Indians. Don’t bother visiting here it’s a shithole.
*pulls into Carrot River*
“Hey this town is complete ass.”
No shit it’s just Carrot River.”
by Bigjib February 6, 2020
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Deep river

Adjective for super drunk....to the point where you can barely walk or talk
Person: dude we got deep river'd last night. I don't remember anything

Person 2: just a normal day here in deep river
by cheafromdeep December 15, 2011
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River Pig

Very large, and usually ugly, women who go out in public when they have no business doing so. They are most content in a river due to the waters relief of their weight.
When I went to Wisconsin State Fair I saw thousands of river pigs, whatever happened to shame?
by kj21 April 28, 2009
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Red River

A Girl on her period
You can run the Red River, just don't drink the water!
by roast November 15, 2002
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River Phoenix

River Jude Phoenix, who died in the early 1990s, was a gifted actor in the 1980s and 1990s. You might recognize him as the older brother of Joaquin Phoenix. River was a proponent of animal rights, an environmentalist, and an actor. He was a true angel who was loving and generous, gracious, who would always go out of his way to support others. River was ahead of his time in his efforts to raise concerns about global warming and to put an end to animal cruelty; in particular, he was one of the first vegans in the 1980s, when few people knew what it meant. Stand By Me, Running On Empty, My Own Private Idaho, and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade are just a few of his memorable films. His success in the film My Own Private Idaho with his best friend Keanu Reeves made him an LGBTQ icon. Many people came out as a result of his performance, and many speculated River himself was bisexual. He tragically died of an overdose on Halloween, 1993, as a result of drugs given to him by his friend John Frusciante that night. River Phoenix, on the other hand, will still be remembered as a symbol and a legend who deserved so much more.
RIVER PHOENIX IS GODD 🙇🙇
by smellslikehoespirit March 17, 2021
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river shotty

This requires using the straws that come with specific blunt brands, namely Bluntwraps. Any straw will do really. When the blunt is small enough to be placed in the straw, a river shotty is performed just the same way a regular shotty is. The main difference is that when the smoke is coming out of the straw it comes out much finer, thicker, and reliably than the end of a blunt. The term 'river' is there because it resembles a river of smoke rushing into the mouth of the person receiving the shotty.

Highly suggestible for those who have never tried it.
Jesus christ...Marilyn just gave me the sickest river shotty. That went straight to my head! God damn. Couldn't stop coughing though
by GrandMasterPizza June 4, 2010
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cream river

The river that of cum from a girls pussy after her pussy is flooded with cum.
"Damn, Jessica had the craziest cream river last night!"
by man of the year October 10, 2014
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