battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM)

when your computer is under 10% battery, and you race against time to find your charger. when you find it, you stick it up your butt and yell "YEE HAW!" before plugging it in.

OMG MAH COMPUTER BE DYIN I NEEDA STICK A CHARGER UP MAH BUTT

(battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM)

by bahblahbalh September 25, 2011

Battery-fuck

A battery-fuck is when the battery on a device dies on you.

A battery-fuck happened on my Chromebook when I tried doing my classwork.

by ChickenChocker69 November 1, 2024

verbal battery

the perpetuating of racial stereotypes, usually brought up by one pulling out the race card as an excuse

Kyle: Jay why are you always late
Jay: That's verbal battery, you are perpetuating black stereotypes

by jayslefttit February 16, 2018

Battery Low

the message im being hit with so see ya later bro

Battery Low, can't talk.

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

battery

a smol object that runs on electricity that sacrifices its battery life to power yuor shet
it has a short life and drinks iJuice to replenish is energy

my battery died in 20 mins

by UKball January 5, 2019

Leaky Battery

Whilst receiving head the girl attempts to deep throat but instead throws up and uses the stomach acid as lubrication.

"Bro, This girl gave a 'leaky battery' last night; I kind of enjoyed it."

by TinyMan1212 August 21, 2017

Reverse Battery

When you beat yourself up then accuse someone else of doing it

I got charged with battery when Todd Reverse battery'd himself

by Choke Me Funny January 29, 2021