Batman parking

When you can pull your car through to the opposite space in a parking lot so you don't have to back out to leave (because you never see the Bat Mobile go in reverse).
"Yes! Pulling out will be so easy, I got batman parking."
by themindtaker April 14, 2005
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Batman Complex

This occurs when you do good/nice things for people and nobody cares or acknowledges what you've done for them much like the relationship between Batman and the City of Gotham.
Tom: So I watched over Joe's house while he was on Va-Ca and when he came back he didn't say thanks then he was pissed because i misplaced his frying pan. what a dick!

Pete: Yeah you've got a real Batman Complex on your hands.

by wallacj3 April 01, 2009
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Batman And Robin

Dude! Did you see that S&M film last night? It was like watching Batman And Robin all over again!
by Paul Newman February 08, 2004
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Batman Vagina

A vagina that has an overabundance of extra inside skin (labia minora) which can be stretched into wings resembling that of Batman.
I won't go near that broad with the Batman vagina... That shit ain't right!
by ARoseHeartsun March 24, 2015
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Monopoly Batman

Noun: One who plays monopoly with such rage and, drives such hard bargains as batman would to his enemies. A monopoly batman will probably persuade you into deals that are probably terrible for you and only beneficial for the monopoly batman. It is obnoxious and frustrating to play monopoly with a monopoly batman.
"Harley was being such a monopoly batman when he took park place from me! I really want to stop playing now."
by allecat941 December 06, 2009
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I'm Batman

The ultimate badass introduction. Say this upon meeting someone tough and they'll never mess with you.
Thug: What are you?!
Batman: I'm Batman
by Gary Trimarchi October 19, 2007
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I'm Batman

A phrase so powerful that when used wisely, especially in court, will get you clean of any rape-and-brutal-murder charges for rest of your life.
Judge: "John J. Johnson, you were condemned to die by jury of your peers and sentenced by good-standing judge of this state. Do you have anything to say before you sentence is carried out?"

You: " I'm Batman."

Judge: "RAPE MY ASS AND CALL ME JUDY. Case dismissed!!"
by ICanSeeYouFap June 25, 2011
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