The exotically beautiful daughter of a washed up Hollywood actor who made a career of being so damn hot and doing weird sh!t like making out with her brother, marrying a moron named Billy Bob, and adopting ethnic children from several poor countries.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt seperating after -- months of marriage (future E! News Online headline)
by jamesdeco January 6, 2006
Get the angelina joliemug. Any white woman who adopts children of a different racial or ethnic background to make a social statement or to appear fashionable.
by Somewhere in Michigan November 15, 2007
Get the Angelina wannabemug. A self-absorbed homewrecker who used an African country's dictatorial military powers so she could shit her kid out sans the paparazzi (major human rights violation!).
Also French-kissed her own brother in public and carried vials of blood around her neck and agencies actually allowed her to adopt two children (and forces unknown allowed her to have a natural child while more deserving people can't, no matter how hard they try).
Typecast as characters who are off the deep end (life can imitate art, after all!).
Also French-kissed her own brother in public and carried vials of blood around her neck and agencies actually allowed her to adopt two children (and forces unknown allowed her to have a natural child while more deserving people can't, no matter how hard they try).
Typecast as characters who are off the deep end (life can imitate art, after all!).
by Donna D. July 29, 2006
Get the angelina joliemug. Person: Hey don't you love Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta?
Other: Who the hell is that?
Person: Lady Gaga!
Other: No wonder she changed her name!
Other: Who the hell is that?
Person: Lady Gaga!
Other: No wonder she changed her name!
by LIL'ZAR June 21, 2010
Get the Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanottamug. Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta is god to all of us, she is kind, beautiful, and mostly hot, she’s very short (not really, 5’2 isn’t bad right?) but she has a BIGGGGGG heart.
by Sarah Paulson admirer April 23, 2021
Get the Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanottamug. An ugly woman. With that weird looking Frankenstein square head, bizzare nose, and biggy lips, she got to be angelina jolie uglee.
That woman is angelina jolie uglee. The way she angelina jolie uglee looked at me I almost died. Damn, that's an Angleina Jolie uglee lookin' kid. Frankenstein reborn. Uglee Jolie.
by AFU December 16, 2007
Get the angelina jolie ugleemug. matt: yo joe i adopted this really poor African baby.
joe: really?
matt:yeah i think i have Angelina Jolie syndrom.
joe: really?
matt:yeah i think i have Angelina Jolie syndrom.
by matt AKA momo November 7, 2012
Get the Angelina Jolie syndrommug.