by Mynde September 12, 2009

by vivivanilla13 October 30, 2018

A tampon that has placed in the freezer in order to give oneself a pleasurable rush of cool in the hot summer.
by abortion is fun June 29, 2007

Apparently the foolish kids in my generation thought getting drunk the regular way wasn't working too good so they created "the drunken tampon." It involves soaking a tampon in vodka then inserting it into your vagina, or if you're a boy your anus. I don't know if this results in actual intoxication but why don't you try it and let me know! haha
by cArMaSaBiTcH August 12, 2009

An individual in a group who soaks up all the teasing/joking/mocking that takes place in the said group.
Phil: "I heard Giles managed to get with a fugg ugly 15 year old yesterday at the union!! she must have been from the 'school of the Blind' down the road"
Elliot: "Yeah dude, he always manages to do embarrassing things at football club socials, thats why he's our banter tampon!"
Elliot: "Yeah dude, he always manages to do embarrassing things at football club socials, thats why he's our banter tampon!"
by Phil Fulham December 3, 2009

by The MT June 17, 2021

Perhaps an idea originally created for a Beavis and Butthead episode, but possibly used in the real world. In the episode, Beavis and Butthead get severe nosebleeds that they both keep on agitating and making worse, they see a tampon commercial and get the idea to stick tampons up their noses to absorb all the blood... And by doing so gave us all a laugh.
by Shrexyshrek July 11, 2016
