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Tampon Strings

A Greek city in Pinellas County, also known as Tarpon Springs.
by Mynde September 12, 2009
mugGet the Tampon Stringsmug.

period no tampon

what you say when someone’s stating facts
cardi b is way more gangsta then nicki”
period no tampon”
by vivivanilla13 October 30, 2018
mugGet the period no tamponmug.

frozen tampon

A tampon that has placed in the freezer in order to give oneself a pleasurable rush of cool in the hot summer.
"I make myself frozen tampons because they hit the spot way better than popsicles."
by abortion is fun June 29, 2007
mugGet the frozen tamponmug.

The Drunken Tampon

Apparently the foolish kids in my generation thought getting drunk the regular way wasn't working too good so they created "the drunken tampon." It involves soaking a tampon in vodka then inserting it into your vagina, or if you're a boy your anus. I don't know if this results in actual intoxication but why don't you try it and let me know! haha
We totally convinced Sue to do the drunken tampon last nite!
by cArMaSaBiTcH August 12, 2009
mugGet the The Drunken Tamponmug.

Banter Tampon

An individual in a group who soaks up all the teasing/joking/mocking that takes place in the said group.
Phil: "I heard Giles managed to get with a fugg ugly 15 year old yesterday at the union!! she must have been from the 'school of the Blind' down the road"

Elliot: "Yeah dude, he always manages to do embarrassing things at football club socials, thats why he's our banter tampon!"
by Phil Fulham December 3, 2009
mugGet the Banter Tamponmug.

Moral Tampon

someone who's there for you when your astral asshole is leaky
man that guy is really cool, he's my moral tampon
by The MT June 17, 2021
mugGet the Moral Tamponmug.

Nosebleed Tampon

Perhaps an idea originally created for a Beavis and Butthead episode, but possibly used in the real world. In the episode, Beavis and Butthead get severe nosebleeds that they both keep on agitating and making worse, they see a tampon commercial and get the idea to stick tampons up their noses to absorb all the blood... And by doing so gave us all a laugh.
I feel like giving the Nosebleed Tampon idea a try next time it gets bad.
by Shrexyshrek July 11, 2016
mugGet the Nosebleed Tamponmug.

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