by Ben Dover331 October 23, 2019
Get the Jason mug.A guy who uses corny Apex Legends jokes irl but still somehow gets bitches but isnt capable of texting them back because of his trash ass phone that dies in 5 mins.
Girl:How did u get here so fast?
Jason:I wraithed my way here😉
Friend:Yo Jason what pourcent are you at?
Jason :Im at 1% bro
Jason:I wraithed my way here😉
Friend:Yo Jason what pourcent are you at?
Jason :Im at 1% bro
by Kyngjuicyjballercookiemonstar November 22, 2021
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Get the Jason mug.Jasons. Gay man that has the smallest dick ever. Nearly non-existent. Jasons like to watch hentai and porn and bikes during class. All Jasons have many prostitutes and their parents are usually pimps. Likes to look at abs of men and under skirts of women. Lowkey retarded.
by garfield6969 November 2, 2021
Get the Jason mug.Jason doesn’t fuck with white ppl, even tho hes half white. He fucks every bitch and has a bigger dick than colt.
by El jefe 69420 May 3, 2022
Get the Jason mug.Jason Zong is a sensitive asshole who pretends he doesn't care but, in reality, he cares so much he cries himself to sleep. Jason spends most of his time playing games and critiquing your English skills, but he actually sucks at spelling but he likes to tell himself otherwise. He is a caring boyfriend and buys you unnecessary shit even when you beg him not to buy it. Jason thinks he isn't hot, but like...goddamn. But sometimes I wanna beat that boy, but it's okay I still love him...most of the time. Jason gets jealous of the smallest things, and he takes any chance he can get to look at you. Jason's send at least 3 apology paragraphs when he thinks he is being remotely irritating, he apologises over the dumbest shit. Overall Jason is cool.
JASONNNNN, get off of phantom forces and hang out with meeee. Argh he is SUCH a Jason, hate that guy
by Waifuackermanz November 14, 2022
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