Brendan

a guy who has “strawberry blonde” hair and thinks track and cross country is a sport👎

omg look it’s a bReNdaN...ew🚫

by Kk1185 November 26, 2019

brendan and alyssa

The two people everyone wants to be. The highschool couple everyone falls in love with. The perfect match. Soul mates. the girl, though beautiful and amazing in every way. Still looks up to the man. Athletic, intelligent, hilarious and an amazing boyfriend. These are the lovebirds everyone wants to know.

Brendan and alyssa are a cute couple

by Definition name November 20, 2017

Brendan

i mean he’s ok. not good. but not bad either. but he is a bad child. really no joke

Brendan: “ok”
Joey: “shut up”

by JoeyWoah January 5, 2020

brendan yuuki quinn

A great guy, but he has a friend that always calls his FAT a six pack. His nickname is spooky or spookesten and he is FUUUN to be around.

I wish I was a Brendan yuuki Quinn

by gttbgthhyhy February 10, 2018

The Brendan Malone Special

A sexual act involving two men. Man 1 chains Man 2 up in such a way that he is suspended in the air. From there Man 1 fists Man 2 (typically all the way to the shoulder) until he prolapses.

I just gave him The Brendan Malone Special… his prolapse was as big as a football!

by NickGurPeeNis January 20, 2022

Brendan

If your names Brandan with an a, ur just ew.

Kid on bus: hey kid, pass me that, what’s ur name by the way?
Brendan: I’m Brendan, with an a.
Kid on bus: *beats the shit outta Brendan with an a*

by Yaboibrennddaaannnsullyinavan November 23, 2019

Brendan

little blonde gay fucking twink, he's so gay oml it's so bad. he likes metal its bad, women love him though they stare at him like how a toddler stares at a person with down syndrome, if you have a Brendan in your life, kill him and then yourself he's gay so he goes to hell its ok.

A: is that brendan?
B: yea it is
A: we need to kill ourselfs

by BigStinkStinky November 14, 2023