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Brendan

Brendan is the type of flop to think he's funny. He always thought he ate when in reality he really didn't. He can be a massive slut having up to 5 boyfriends at once. Don't become friends with Brendan unless you have excellent fighting skills because he will try to fight you every fucking day.
Brendan thought he ate.
by Bussymaster December 16, 2022
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Oh shut the actual it is brendan Li

He is such a sigma baller
by wifebeaterz124 March 13, 2024
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Brendan

Brendan is a guy who loves many girls. the girls never love him back because he normally friend zoned himself before they have a chance. The girl he likes now is called Tessa. Brendan is a loyal Christian and will never portray god or Tessa.
Wow, your the best Brendan ever.
by keir mc mannus August 5, 2018
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Brendan

A gay term for Brandon. Brendan is the exact opposite. You might fall in love but most of them are transgender.
Girl: omg is that Brendan
Boy: yea he don’t like you he likes me
Girl: you gay for Brendan
by Nicolastheasshole May 29, 2023
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A extremely hot guy every girl is attracted to him his hair is so amazing he has every quality that a girl would look for his dick is 11.5 inches he is not very smart but a mad cunt also very sporty and the best and fittest in the whole class.
Brendan’s dick is so big I might suck it later
by Fletcher is a cunt August 25, 2019
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Brendan is a very sexy man. Always a ginger and has a massive penis. He is very shy when it comes to girls though, even though they are wet just at the presence of him being in the room. When he finally gets the courage to talk to girl, they usually have a very high snap score and never get around to opening his texts.

Brendan struggles with girls. He has trouble getting over his exes. Brendan LOVES pubic hair on his women and likes to get head in the car. Brendan is an overall great friend, very loyal, and likes to have a great night when alcohol is involved. Brendan can crush 16 drinks in one night.
Brendan is such a cool guy, you need to have him in your life.

Last night Brendan ate my pubes.
by Mountainman34 February 1, 2022
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a guy who has “strawberry blonde” hair and thinks track and cross country is a sport👎
omg look it’s a bReNdaN...ew🚫
by Kk1185 November 26, 2019
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