Hot, sexy, beautiful, gorgeous, pretty, amazing, fat ass, and overall perfect. Zoey is the perfect thing you need in your life, if you need a gf she’s always there (she’s gay). No matter what you say to her she’ll always try to be on your good side. She’s what you’re missing in your life. She wants a gf. She might get annoying but she’s always there no matter what. I love Zoey Stryker. (i’m not her)
Loocie Kola: Omg look at the super hot and sexy girl there!
Finn Peetus: Yes, it’s Zoey Stryker. Look at her huge ass. Level 100000 GYATTTTTTT!
Finn Peetus: Yes, it’s Zoey Stryker. Look at her huge ass. Level 100000 GYATTTTTTT!
by z0we3 August 10, 2023
Get the Zoey Strykermug. zoey is my lifeline. without zoey, i would not survive. zoey is the sweetest and cutest person to exist, i love him so much. zoey is my favorite person and will forever be my favorite person. they are too nice for this world and deserve to be happy.
by Justyourusualperson June 6, 2021
Get the zoeymug. The prettiest coolest most popular person in Washington state. Everybody knows and loves her, she has an amazing boyfriend. She is the best ever. Badass bitch too.
She is amazing and her friends are popular and pretty too.
Shes the most popular person in her entire school
Everybody loves her
She is amazing and her friends are popular and pretty too.
Shes the most popular person in her entire school
Everybody loves her
by ζωή_林_月_つき February 10, 2022
Get the Zoey Linmug. The biggest horse girl you will ever meet. Not only does she act like a horse, she looks like one too.
That horse girl is such a zoey.
by meppe September 16, 2019
Get the zoeymug. She be wack sometimes ong but she cool when she ain’t tryna talk shit but she also be turning guys gay but that ain’t her fault she didn’t know he was gay he just thought she was hot for being a gay guy Ig I don’t really know but she be built like a hour glass and got a sassy attitude with the men on the daily she attracts pedophiles without even trying to names JAKEEEEEE I mean WTF how dat even happen man named jake must be a pedophile ong but even as I am writing this long ass mother fucken paragraph she be talkin smack so deuces to the real one and don’t duck with no jake
by drunkdic420 November 21, 2021
Get the Zoeymug. 
A Zoey is usually pretty gay, and they have trouble telling their friends how they really feel. They also give no fucks on what your opinion on them is. They do talk a little shit and their fav shows are probably, either jane the virgin, grand army, American horror stories, the vampire diaries, or shameless.
why is zoey so fucking hot?
by bitchitsgloria June 20, 2021
Get the Zoeymug.