your mom

when little timmy cant combeack with a good argument so he starts insulting your mother

me: you are stupid timmy
Timmy:your mom haha

by Splien September 26, 2018

your mom

is very gay

your mom is gay

by whore lol June 12, 2019

your mom

your mom is the best joke ever. you can use it always as a defense, no matter what argument you're in.

Example 1:
Teacher: "Sarah, why are you late to class?"
Sarah: "Oh I'm sorry sir, I was fucking your mom"

Example 2:
Nina: "Ew, you look like a lesbian!"
Sophie: "LMFAO, have you ever looked at your mom?!"

by nobody cares about you <3 July 12, 2022

Your mom

The irresponsible lady who had sex one too many times then got pregnant with your ugly ass just to grow you in her fat stomach so she could push you out her pussy only to spend money to feed and look after you. What a waste of sperm and 9 months. Especially if you were born in 2010 or born a Scorpio

“Guess what”
“What”
“Your mom”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

your mom

a joke my friend mason thinks is funny

"Hey i banged your mom last night" fuckin rerard

by Mason Morris January 28, 2020

Your mom

Your mom is a fucking dick

Dude, your mom!

by RAIL ME HARDER March 5, 2022

Your mom

That fat hoe in the kitchen always taking bites out of your pop-tarts

"Wheres your mom?"
"In the kitchen baken my pop-tarts."
"Can I have a bite?"
"NO!"

by _ThatDonaldTrumpyBoi_ December 17, 2018