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The Wailing Wench

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived the all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like a beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*
by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013
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brethren over wenches

Eg boondocks , song by Gangstalicious ,hommies ova hoes , in shakesperean english 'brethren over wenches'
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Bed Wench

A self-hating black woman who dates outside of her race.
*Sees an interracial couple of a black woman with a white man*
Me: look at that bed Wench, letting pink d!ck up her pussy.
by Thegoddessaphrodite January 8, 2024
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Wench

Girl / young female

Typical of contemporary language spoken in the Black Country, a highly industrialised region of the West Midlands, a county in central England.

Often so broad as to be intelligible, this dialect is know as "Black Country Spake"
* "Come over 'ere wench."
* "Our kid gets all the wenches."
* "Yow ain't ever bin with a wench."
by Awkward broccoli January 8, 2024
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Wench

THAT CHILD IS THE WENCHIEST OF ALL WENCH’S!!
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Soup Wenches

Ladies that line up to bring a dude soup when he's sick.
"I got the covid but I'm ok. Got some soup wenches bringing me supplies."
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Wench

This word is when you want to call the person every bad word , name and insult all at the same time.
This wench is the worst
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