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High Weather

High Weather is called, "High Weather" for a reason. This happens when so many Californians spot pot (AKA Marijuana) and the smoke emissions from all the dope, travels through the wind currents and make mother-nature high. This event can happen wherever lots of weed is being smoked... An Example of High Weather is its sunny, then cloudy, then rainy, then sunny--- in a span of an hour.
"Dude! The weather today is like High Weather!"

"I'm as high as the weather :)"
by Stonebarn March 31, 2015
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Jaida Weathers

A big piece of shit. Ruins everyone's opinions and loses friends. Hates their ex best friend and wants to die. But thats ok. Because they hate everything else anyways.
Person 1: have you heard of the piece of shit Jaida Weathers?
Person 2: yeah! I hate them sm.
Person 1: me too!
by Duck <3 July 9, 2021
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Helmet Weather

A motorcyclist's term for when the weather conditions are so miserable that it is a good idea to ride with a helmet.
Holy shit, I don't want to have to admit it, but now that it is 30 degrees and snowing I think this it is finally helmet weather.
by motorcyclerider September 30, 2010
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weather pledge

when you are a pledge in a fraternity who must give daily weather reports to the brothers.
its 8am where thee fuck is my report weather pledge!
by pledgeboy October 10, 2022
mugGet the weather pledgemug.

weather gasm

An orgasm brought on by the excitement of great/perfect weather conditions.
Have you been outside today? The weather is so amazing that I had a weather gasm!
by Tatertog16 October 31, 2015
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Cribbage Weather

Sometimes its a nice day, sometimes shitty, but its always a good day for cribbage.

Alyssa - call your Dad and set up a game!
How’s the weather there. It’s cribbage weather
by AllDavesRock February 26, 2023
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Weather Douche

He or She who touts their better weather.

The soul purpose of a Weather Douche on social media is when someone posts their bad weather, they will then chime in with their better weather, but swear they can't take it, and it is so how comparable to the originally posted weather. This is common with any snow storm, torrential rain storm, mud slide, sink hole, etc. post in any form of social media.

This action is never cute or funny, and just makes you a douche. Please refer to the meaning of a douche, and just add the word "weather" ahead of it.
You're being a Weather douche.
Don't be a Weather douche.
75 degrees in Florida is not the same as minus 12 degrees in Buffalo, you Weather douche.
by ljamieson January 8, 2022
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