Baron Von Brunk

The best forum poster ever!

Baron Von Brunk kicks ass.

by someone who doesn't suck at life May 2, 2004

fuckface von clownstick

Donald Trump's birth-name.

"Hey dude, did you hear Donald Trump's birthname?" "No, what is it?" "Fuckface von Clownstick."

by Ephara July 1, 2014

van von hunter

An awesome manga about a self-described "hunter of evil... stuff" with problems saying homophonetic words, and a girl with a serious case of amnesia. Was published cos it won second in Tokyopop's first manga contest. It would make a killer anime.

Van Von hunter rocks so hard itll make ur neighbors deaf.

by Larsonator January 22, 2007

The Von Stauffenberg

The Von Stauffenberg is when during intercourse your partner gets upset with you and rams their fist up into your pee hole.

"hey why you walking bow legged joe"
"well i called my girl a hooker and she gave me the Von Stauffenberg"

by Von Stauffenberg January 16, 2009

Dante Von Doom

a sometimes drunk, and crazy viking or guy, who likes to rock out at partys.

All right, the party can start, Dante Von Doom has arrived!

by Lo- May 17, 2008

Birdgulio Von Feathers

The being that rules over all with an iron feather along with his loyal blind ninja retainer Molio Bon Pigmolio. Birdgulio Von Feathers is never without his bright red lipstick, purple nails, golden crown, diamond necklace, and blue sweater. Those who have seen him in all his glory have gauged out their eyes as they realized they would never again witness such a pure existence.

Birdgulio Von Feathers is the one and only true god.
All hail Birdgulio Von Feathers.

by The True Loyal Follower May 20, 2019

Flighty Von Dipshit

An inept and unaware individual.

There goes Flighty Von Dipshit, incompetent as ever, and lost in her own world.

by Emogenome August 15, 2019