vanilla crusty

A description of an old white bitch

do you see that vanilla crusty over there? She looks like she's from a wendy's.

by cardnumber January 3, 2021

Willy Vanilly

The best beer in the entire world. Its a vanilla orgasm in your mouth that lingers and brings you consistent pleasure. You will never experience a beer like this. If this beer was an animal dick, it would be that of a cat's, because it ruins all other beers for you just as a cats dick ruins you for all the other cats.

Person 1: Have you tried the Willy Vanilly?

Person 2: Ohh god! Oh fuck! OHHHHHH!!! UH!

by Kylerbizzle September 1, 2013

ice vanilla

An expression used for being in love but still figuring life out. Sometimes you might think your crush is playing you. But then your life moves on and still in a bad mood..

Man that guy there is been ice vanilla. He hasent found a right one.

by MattWilliams52 April 11, 2017

soft vanilla

Another name for a sexy white or white passing queer woman. Women who are called this are often incredibly thicc, and their sex life is never considered normal.

Soft Vanilla, lemme get a piece of that ass.

by The Original Soft Vanilla May 8, 2018

Flip side Vanilla

When a man is having sex with a woman and Cums on her face, The woman then proceeds to collect the semen and rub it back in his face.

Man: Oh, I gotta Cum, LICK IT!
Woman: Please, If you do imma Flip Side Vanilla you!

by Nerdy Nerd 123454321 November 7, 2012

vanilla fucktard

A Yelper who lacks experience in the world of BDSM and kink, yet tries to give the impression that they know a lot about these subjects.

This vanilla fucktard in Yelp Talk just referenced "50 Shades of Grey," and there wasn't a hint of irony in her voice.

by PoppyLand December 19, 2012

Vanilla cookie

A person who is plain in bed And doesn't have a kink.

Karen only does missionary, she's a vanilla cookie.

by Sillykitty95 January 12, 2017