The Vaids

THE smelliest of the smelly...THE thirstiest of the thirst...THE horniest of the horny... THE cheapest of the cheap...the Vaids are your local Indian family, known for their crusty toes with no hoes. The Vaids can consist of a banana, a guava, a celery stick, and even grape with a leaf on it. It can also consist of two pomegrantaes but they may be too ripe. And every once in awhile, one pomegranate may go missing. The baby fruits and vegetables typically like to follow the pack and prey on the young or try their best to fit in with the ripe. However, when they get too ripe, they straight up smell like a turd stuck on some tighty whiteys. The Vaids are responsible for the food fights that occur in the communities across the nation, which includes altercations of CO2 emissions and currency exchanges. In order to be saved from the stench, you must apply caution with dealing with the Vaids.

"Everyone Run! The Vaids, the smelliest of the smelly, are HERE!"

by Stevie K. February 23, 2020

Validility

The degree to which something is true or correct.

"Far as that goes, I think we should compare the validility of the data verse what the user says."

by Robert October 24, 2003

valdea

(1) A name given to the world's most hated douche bag. Relatively, the name is used as a last name. A man who thinks he is powerful will use this last name without knowing the true meaning. (2) The man that 'valdea' applies to also refers to a man who is on a constant PMS. (3) A elder man who's balls have not dropped.

"That man is such a valdea."

by v-al-day-uh March 8, 2009

Exxon Valdez poo

When it seems like you've wiped your ass a hundred times and the toilet paper is still covered in poo. Reference to the huge oil spill in Alaska from the ship Exxon Valdez.

I'm taking an Exxon Valdez poo. I just keep wiping and wiping, and it just keeps coming and coming. Oh well, I guess I'll just sit here and let it dry.

by Robert VonAwesome October 10, 2009

ValidL's

A twitter account posting the "L's" of the transgender community, the owner may or may not be failing school.

ValidL's: *posts something transphobic*
Comments: Ivan focus on your maths

by Sumgyen Pakistan March 14, 2023

vaid

Verb. To vaid or be vaided. To be happier for someone else than they are for themselves. The act of being a moron

Jack was vaiding because of chris' new car

by ron8910101 April 16, 2014

validify

verb
1. The act of both validating and verifying content.

Corey asked, "Have you looked at those emails and confirmed their validity?" Justin responded, "I plan to validify those later today."

by coreylee October 26, 2015