When your underwear is so old, it doesn't need to be thrown away, it just transmogrifies into underwear vapor and floats away.
"Billy's not wearing underwear". "Oh, he was, but it transmogrified into underwear vapor anjd now it's gone.
by The Dr. Bochaciac March 25, 2019
Get the underwear vapor mug.Fellows whose favorite pastime is strolling around in their underwear. Strolling around in underwear has a way of making a fellow look gay, hence the term.
Kenny,Kevin,Jason,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Harun,Harvey,Uriah,Tom,Bill,and Jim are all quite the underwear gays,always strolling around in boxers or briefs.
by JMC70 March 22, 2017
Get the underwear gays mug.Almost exclusively attributed to females who go out in public having 'forgotten' to put on their underwear, specifically their knickers / panties. It is often suggested that they do this purely to shock or to draw attention to themselves, particularly when exiting cars or deliberately bending over, for publicity or other reasons.
Several celebrities are said to have suffered from this problem on various occasions, in particular Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.
Underwear amnesia is not to be confused with going commando which is where someone, male or female, deliberately does not wear any underwear as a matter of personal choice for comfort, hygiene or other reasons, the difference being that people going commando will not deliberately seek to draw attention to the fact that they are not wearing underwear.
Several celebrities are said to have suffered from this problem on various occasions, in particular Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.
Underwear amnesia is not to be confused with going commando which is where someone, male or female, deliberately does not wear any underwear as a matter of personal choice for comfort, hygiene or other reasons, the difference being that people going commando will not deliberately seek to draw attention to the fact that they are not wearing underwear.
The movie character Catherine Tramell, played by award-winning actress Sharon Stone in the 1992 movie 'Basic Instinct', famously suffered from underwear amnesia, as we discovered in the leg-crossing scene during her interrogation at the police station.
by rjcoffshore August 10, 2014
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G-string = no underwear insurance
G-string = no underwear insurance
by King_Pickle September 25, 2022
Get the Underwear insurance mug.The spaghetti a la carbonara was of such high quality she could not be blamed for the post mastication underwear migration.
by chick wowchich wow March 24, 2017
Get the post mastication underwear migration mug.To be wearing underwear that are very disgusting, often having a horrific odor and be very hard like a turtle's shell.
Adrian - Dude, Bonnaroo was really fun, but sleeping in your car wasn't. I'm wearing turtle underwear.
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