Turtle

There are many types of turtles and there very slow

Hey speed up you as slow as a turtle

by Oldman96 June 27, 2016

Turtle

Turtles are love, turtles are life.
They can HIDE IN A FRICKING SHELL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

A turtle? AHH it BIT me!!
"What's a turtle?" "... YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A TURTLE IS?!?!?!"

by Cjreeve404 March 5, 2017

Turtle

A form of cuddling in which one person lays flat on his/her stomach and their cuddle buddy straddles his/her back like a turtle shell.

"Babe, wanna turtle?"

"Turtle me!"

by tinkerbish August 22, 2014

turtle

1. a) (verb) To drive abnormally below (at least 10 k/mph) the posted speed limits, even under ideal driving conditions.

b) To drive slower than conditions say would be safe.

2. (noun) A person who commits 1a or 1b; An asshole who drives ridiculously slowly during rush hour, holding up traffic, and pissing commuters off.

Sorry I'm late. I got stuck behind some turtle turtling her way down the expressway.

by Nunuv Yabizness January 26, 2011

Turtle

A small amphibian with a hard shell and loose skin. It walks at a slow speed and can live for up to 200 years!

The turtle walk slowly across the street.

by SexyMan12271 November 5, 2013

turtle

a girl that is so hot that you would do anything to sleep with her including biting her turtle head off, which in this circumstance means the initial portion of fecal matter that has peaked its head from the buttocks.

"Man that chick is so hot, I would totally bite her turtle head off."

by Joe Thompson December 29, 2007

turtle

girl that gets banged by 3 dudes, all wholes filled at once

courtney is a very dirty trutle, she loves turtles. walk around in group of 3s n ur turn might come up

by bdawg March 22, 2004