Having a Ben

1. The act of masturbating
2. Someone who jerks off up to 4 times a day
3. Someone who jerks off in public, aka. a school toilet

Omg, he's having a Ben in the cupboard!

by SashiChucks December 08, 2008

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having a bagel

To masturbate. Typically used when discussing masturbation in public settings.

Dad: Honey, have you noticed how often we catch our son having a bagel?

Mom: Why yes, he gets crumbs everywhere!

by Anonymou5555555555 January 25, 2011

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Have a Cow

To have a cow means to have a melt down in a drastically unnecessary way.

Friend #1: "i KeEp StUbBiNg My Toe On ThIs WaLl"
Friend #2: "oh god she's gonna have a cow"

by mm.spook👻 January 14, 2021

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Have a relax

Where you have good intentions to relax but your whole body and thoughts take you to Manhattan. You end up being a high class escort who just can’t have a relax

Shardequa was on day three of a bender paid for by her latest client. As she racked another gram, she sighed, when am I ever going to have a relax? Then she ate four more pills and dropped two tabs. Have a lack of a dictionary definition Missy out for more pills and drop to have a lighter say I want to come home after work and then my dam Lena kids and then my my way to kids want to interrupt me but I just want to have a relax

by shardymchardy April 03, 2021

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Having a BBQ

Means going to eat a snack in your kitchen, but you want to make yourself sound of a higher social status to your friends so you lie and say its a BBQ. Also similar to "I'm going to study" means you are really doing homework, but you try to sound smart to your friends.

"Hey foldr I can't play tarkov with you because Im Having a BBQ."

by BoferDeezNutz July 11, 2021

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