A privately funded military machine that serves the elite’s interests, bankrolled by the ironic sweat of low-income taxpayers. Never playing defense, this force storms foreign lands to “promote democracy” or “secure regime change,” conveniently seizing oil fields and funneling fat contracts to weapons and tech industries. Ensures the 1% get kickbacks, land deals, and shiny minerals while waving the flag of freedom.
When the WealthWaffen-SS rolled into that desert, they claimed it was for liberty, but the oil rigs and defense stocks told a different story.
by Raquel de la Roche October 27, 2025
Get the WealthWaffen-SSmug. by Noah Barkley November 23, 2020
Get the SSmug. Dude I saw the SS Squirter flying down Tybee Creek yesterday full of chicks. They must still be giving free Big Macs with a ride
by Mind_surgeon July 21, 2022
Get the SS Squirtermug. 
by BaMss December 14, 2019
Get the SS potatomug.