squirting snake

When a man has unprotected anal sex with a woman whom needs to shit thus compacting shit down his dick hole creating a squirting snake effect when he pulls out

Yo man me and Stacey ended Last night with a squirting snake my dick has been on fire since

by Ted kazzy April 13, 2022

squirt squirrel

When a dirt squirrel has been known to enjoy herself so much that she squirts her appreciation on her partner.

I dumped my boyfriend because he only likes squirt squirrels.

by Nae Nae Jo January 12, 2011

Squid Squirt

1. when a Blooper used during a game of Mario Kart (AKA when a player's screen is splattered with ink from a squid).

2. when one covers a woman's pussy with ink before she squirts.

"That's some super Squid Squirt action right there." Dayne exclaimed.

by Bloopadoop69696969 February 18, 2019

Spicy Squirt

When a female engages in intercourse while on her period and squirts, thus creating and ejecting a liquid mixture of blood, urine, and prostatic secretions which closely resembles non-viscous hot sauce.

Guy 1: Dude this bitch just hit me with a spicy squirt last night
Guy 2: DUDE WHAT THE FUCKKKK!!!!!!

by ApplesPeytonW. March 19, 2023

monkey squirts

when explosive diarrheal excrement exits the human body in a solid, watery, yellow stream.

Man in the bathroom hollering to his wife: “Hey honey...did that Chinese food give you the monkey squirts?”

by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018

Creamy Squirt

Its like a man's sperm, but for a girl.

"Her creamy squirting made me horny"

by Pu$$yFuck3r420 May 1, 2019

Jizzum Squirt

When a male cums so forceful it can cover quite a bit of distance.

Guys jerkin off layin in bed and his cum manages to land halfway across the room therefore he jizzum squirted

by [e-mail] October 16, 2008