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Mom

She has been with you through your whole life. Hell, she GAVE you life. She would do anything for you and has always wanted the best things to come your way. She has shaped you to be the person you are now. She is a kind, compassionate, hardworking, charismatic person who you love dearly.
Man she's so good with kids
I know. She has to be a Mom
by Mikky_mouse158 April 4, 2017
mugGet the Mommug.

Mom

A subclass of homo sapien, commonly known to tell you to pause online games, let your annoying little brother play a one person game, and embarrass you around friends, crushes, and any other place that they can most.

Extra notes:

•They are a very adapted ancient species, so they have no idea how technology in these new ages works.
•Think that they know everything, and have no knowledge of anything that they say they know, and try to make themselves sound smart when they really aren't the smartest thing alive.
by HarshMyMello August 14, 2017
mugGet the Mommug.

mom

a bitch who calls your name but has nothing to say. that bitch also tells you what to do. she is made of money but wont give you a penny.
mom: JOHN!
john: WHAT?
mom: ...
by definitely_not_Jiana March 11, 2022
mugGet the mommug.

Mom

YOURE MOM GAY AND UR DAD LES
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by joemamaifgay November 1, 2019
mugGet the Mommug.

Ur mom mom

a mom that says and laughs at ur mom jokes
Kid: ugh no one in this world is smart
ur mom mom: ur mom is
by ZlatBurger November 15, 2021
mugGet the Ur mom mommug.

mom

a mom is a hoe. or your mother
Child: god girl you are such a mom

Child 2 : i dont have kids.

Child: i mean your a hoe

Child 2: god go fuck yourself mom
mugGet the mommug.

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