Octopus Couple

A really annoying couple that never keep their hands of each other in public - the epitome of PDA. Generally unpleasant for all who witness and tends to end up alienating all of their friends.

'Ewww, have you seen Rosie and Nick lately? They were practically having sex on the bus'

'Yeah, they're such an octopus couple'

by chaibox December 23, 2009

Lounge Couple

A university couple which spends all of it's time in the coed lounge. Usually accompanied by a large amount of unneccesary PDA (Public Displays of Affection). Occasionally deemed a "velcro" couple for their incessant need to be touching.

The lounge couples are taking over the couches in here.

by Stephanie_ January 31, 2009

had a couple

adj. To have consumed more than one alcoholic drink.

(also see "had a few.")

Wife: Have you been drinking?
Me: I've had a couple.

by Burper1957 August 29, 2014

Perfect Couple

Niccy and Matthew. Easily the most perfect couple ever. You can only dream to have a relationship like theirs. They love each other with every fiber of their being. These two will be together forever.

Goddamn I wish I had a relationship like theirs. They're the perfect couple.

by niccyandmatt4ever June 26, 2009

Couples Skate

A sexual act of covering a female partner in cooking oil (corn, vegetable, or olive) before rapidly penetrating vagina and anus in an alternating sequence. Alternatively a strap-on can be used to achieve a simultaneous penetration of both orifices.

Robby finally talked Jennifer into trying to Couples Skate.

by CaptainTed February 3, 2010

couple esp

When you just know your boyfriend/girlfriend's about to call, and youknow when something's wrong with them, and you can finish each other's sentences.

We're so cute...we have couple esp.

by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) April 30, 2003

Snapchat Couples

Snapchat couples are couples in school that seems super sweet on snap, but don’t show it in person. They say they love each other while texting, but not in person

Person one:“Bro, that Snapchat couple is making me mad. Says he loves her but doesn’t show it.”
Person two: “What’s. Snapchat couple?”
Person one: “Snapchat couples are couples in school that seems super sweet on snap, but don’t show it in person. They say they love each other while texting, but not in person”

by I love her❤️🤦‍♂️🤞 June 22, 2018