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chainsaw carpentry

Construction method that is often amateur in nature and generally performed with minimal measuring and little attention to aesthetics. Ideal for situations where speed and functionality are more important than appearance.
I'm no cabinet maker, but I'm pretty decent when it comes to chainsaw carpentry.
by Saikotik Gunman August 12, 2008
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Chainsaw

person1: dude that guy said you were a brick flat on all sides
Person2:get me my chainsaw
by unicorn_juice October 1, 2012
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a late 80's twist on 'gag me with a spoon' an expression of disgust, annoyance -or both. usually associated with young entitled females
you expect me to drink TAP water?? fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
by sesa me July 27, 2024
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chainsaw

A MAN WITH A CHAINSAW IS CHASING ME
by dhanka April 3, 2024
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Chainsaw Fart

A type of fart that mimics the sound of a running chainsaw.
“Bro I have to fart.”
“Gotta let a chainsaw fart out.”
“Bro this one gonna sound like a construction site fr”
by big stinky cat November 26, 2024
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Chainsaw Carl

At the intersection of stranger-danger and creepy purp lane, Chainsaw Carl wanders the street of Chazy, NY. He wields a chainsaw in one hand and the other hand in his pants. He is allegedly an arborist, who discretely emplaces cameras on your property to spy you as you exit the shower.
"He's a sick fuck. He's crazier than Chainsaw Carl."
by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025
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chainsawing the log

Anal sex with a cockring and no lube.
He was "chainsawing the log" so hard I think my anus is bleeding.
by tarafyd November 30, 2013
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