Melvin

The pure embodiment of a person who has nothing and never will. A term often used in the brutal slander of an individual.

You're such a Melvin. This guy pulled the ultimate Melvin moment

by TrueGigaChad October 3, 2021

Melvin

The nerdiest name to ever fucking exist. Also the funniest name to ever exist.

Joey: who's that guy sitting alone at the lunch table?

Bobby: oh that's just melvin

by xxgamermanxx420xd July 3, 2022

Melvin

A fine ass nigga

My crush is a Melvin

by I’mahoe May 28, 2019

Melvin

A front wedgie.

“I gave frank a Melvin. His balls were hurting for the rest of the day.”

by POONTANGODOWN October 13, 2018

Melvin

A clean, funny person most times ghetto but a little classy, cool, definitely can fight, a bitch, smart, mid money not rich but not broke, has lots of love.

“Have you ever heard of Melvin” ye the ghetto smart student

HOSTILE🩵

by THE BIG MF M November 21, 2023

Dirty Melvin

The act of tucking one’s penis in between your legs to look a mangina

Bro did you see kaiden dirty melvin right in the middle of the party?

by melvinator November 24, 2021

Melvin

Most adorable and very understanding person, but sometimes cannot control his anger. He is family oriented and amazing person at heart.

Wow! You are lucky, you have Melvin.

by xdxng November 23, 2021