Holy Floating Jellyfish

See: Flying Pickle Squid

josh: Trolling is the answer!

John: Holy floating jellyfish

by holy lord what is that?? October 22, 2010

The Best Way To Cure A Jellyfish Sting

First off, pour battery acid on the location of the sting and then rub the wound with steel wool

I heard you piss on a jellyfish sting to make it feel better, is that true?
Absolutly not! The best way to cure a jellyfish sting is to pour battery acid on it and then rub it with steel wool

by Turkeybaster March 4, 2008

sleazy jellyfish

An orgy in the ocean or any other body of salt water.

Damn that Sleazy Jellyfish the other night, water is defiantly not a lubricant.

by trinii1 September 25, 2014

jellyfish club

The place to be for all “spineless wonders”, aka the super-whipped who will do anything for their partner at a moment’s notice

Mike, your last move clearly won Elle the game at everyone else’s expense. You are certainly a member of the jellyfish club

by mancofteclause October 28, 2023

vampire jellyfish

A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.

The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.

by God moment March 13, 2021

Jellyfish waffle

When sperm gets all stringy in the shower making it look like jellyfish tenticles. Tile making it look like a waffle.

Step on it you got a jellyfish waffle

"Dude I made a sick jellyfish waffle last night in the shower! Looked like a real jellyfish."

by Prometheus03 February 27, 2023

Catch jellyfish

To catch feelings.

Example: butterflys in my/your stomach

This man/ woman is amazing. I didn't even mean to catch jellyfish, but I cant get him/her off my mind.

by That girl xoxo August 19, 2019