Someone whose only purpose is eating all your food, stealing your stuff and never returning it, taking up space, and never thanking you for anything or giving anything in return, making nearly every day of your life a living hell.
I once knew A blob who lived off my family for 14 years, she destroyed thousands of dollars worth of property throughout her time there, was nasty to our family, wasted our money for her stupid frivolous purchases, never gave an ounce of gratitude or respect in return, ate our food never had to pay a cent for it, and was a horrible and mean individual, who lived with free room and board and zero rent.
by dadirtysailor87 October 7, 2021
Get the A Blobmug. someone who sits on the couch all day instead of socializing a blob would rather play minecraft or clash of clans.
by izz going down April 20, 2018
Get the blobmug. 
Blobs is a word that you say with anything
Blobs gives you peace and joy
My brothers and sisters you need blobs in your amen
Blobs gives you peace and joy
My brothers and sisters you need blobs in your amen
Blobs of Gladys
by Nkechi Monday May 1, 2020
Get the blobsmug. He's like the funniest dude you will ever meet. Not fat but chunky in some areas. He has every single instrument known to man in his house. His favorite food is pringles and Dr. Bob
Person 1: Dudeeeeeeee, blob is hungry. We should feed him pringles and dr. bob.
Person 2: Yeah I know and then we all gotta play the King of the Hill theme song
Person 2: Yeah I know and then we all gotta play the King of the Hill theme song
by TheWalrusWasPaul69 December 23, 2020
Get the Blobmug. by nanalover123 October 1, 2019
Get the blob jobmug. A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.
Yo James, my Dick feels weird.
Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?
Oh no, that's my first slob blob!
Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?
Oh no, that's my first slob blob!
by Elijahahha ft. james mitchell March 9, 2020
Get the Slob Blobmug.