Roof Blob

A weirdly shaped men's hairstyle that is red.

Ex: I went to the barber's shop this Friday, they messed me all up. Now I look like I have a roof blob!

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

blob

In politics, the Deep State, the government (especially the secret police and their business associates), the Empire, the Ruling Class. Probably derived from the book or horror movie in which a huge amoeba-like organism quickly eats and digests everything it comes into contact with.

Joe thought Mr. T was fighting the Blob, but now he thinks he's just part of it.

by anarcissie November 4, 2019

Blob

A fat obese large male most blobs are stupid and fat

Harry is such a blob I can’t stand him

by Cody ball toucher February 7, 2024

Blob Emote

discord
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the blob emote is an emote that is like a blobfish but is yellow with a cute face like :3 and i bet every discord server your in would have this emote

user1: had you heard of the cool blob emote
user2: yeah, everyone knows it and even your friend knows it

by 8408 :D June 17, 2021

Blobbing

The act of dropping semen out of a pipette onto another persons face.

Maybe try spice up your marriage with some blobbing.

by LucasTheMucas April 28, 2021

De Blob

Only the best game ever made, except I have never played it. Is there a sequel? If there is I've heard its pretty good as well. The game and its alleged sequel were on sale in the 2023 Steam Winter Sale.

Hey man I just downloaded De Blob off of steam since it was on sale for 5 dollars.
No way
No way
No Way

by AsteroidBK January 10, 2024

Team blob

A sexy, beautiful team of 7th graders. The team consists of 4 members, called Blob, marmita, shentzoora and jeripiltan. They are gods who are also very sexy.

You're not gonna believe who I saw today... Team blob!!!! They're even sexier irl.

by Punkjunk November 12, 2023