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Broke-Tent

Anytime someone drunk has sex with someone else, sobers up after sex, realizes they made a mistake, and leaves without the other person finding out until they wake up alone the next morning.
Example #1: After banging that chick, I had to break-tent. I felt bad about it, but breaking-tent was all I could do.

Example #2: That asshole actually broke-tent... He thought I was ugly? You should've seen his cocktail dick.
by Emmalikes April 17, 2022
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Tent Gate

When you take a girl from Denzel Curry and shag her in your tent (whilst using protection) whilst your boys are at Netsky.
Oh shit bro did ya pull a tent gate last night?
by Pinoyboy12345 February 17, 2019
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tent plugging

When your under the blankets while your man is going down on you and it makes a tent
Tent plugging reminds me of playing doctor as a kid!
by sarahd April 26, 2015
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Tit for tent

A action that happened at a prom party in 2017 in a tent in someone’s back yard where a girl sucks your soul out of ur dick and leaves you lifeless on the ground
Run play tit for tent Tyrone
Austin- oh fuck off bi
by Ljq February 8, 2021
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Popping a tent

When someone wearing pants has a boner resembleing a tent
You could tell John was popping a tent after Ma. Henry bent over in front of him
by NiftyMuthaFucker March 8, 2017
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tent wrecker

Someone who destroys a stupid fucking bush wookie. Typically associated with a battle field, a lot of beer, and countless obscenities due to being killed by a pussy ass sniper. While tent wrecking, a blood alcohol concentration of .21+ is highly recommended. A T-Bag is required immediately after completion, NO exceptions.
Another day on the field, birds chirping, gears and beers rolling smoothly, objectives colored blue... (BANG) DAMMIT! Fucking camping pussy ass snipers! It's tent wrecker time bitch! (Respawn.........BANG) Suck it bitch!!!!! T-BAG!
by AnAwesomeDrunkSoldier September 10, 2016
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tent rage

A really pronounced morning boner. Probably in a pair of middle-aged baggy boxer shorts.
He stood in front of us with full-on tent rage
by apeman79 October 2, 2019
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