Tech House

Subgenre of house music (or techno) which combines both house and techno vibes to create a truly unruly sound never before encountered in human history.

A lot of people seem to like tech house for it's ability to cause you to move in new and imaginative ways like you have never experienced before. Additional side effects of even short term listening include potential gurning, even whilst sober.

See also: house music techno warehouse big room acid

Ed: "Mate, check out this new tech house record I bought - it's truly unruly!"
Justin: "A true instabag!"
Tommy: "Siiiick!"
Anthony: "Yeah man that's proper mint. Listen to dem vibesss"

by Rehabilitated Bloke May 6, 2015

Tech Decking

Tech Decking is when you’re hitting it from the back and you pull out a tech deck and do tricks on her ass. This process has been confirmed to be the only moral way to have premarital sex.

“Yo I’m totally tech decking on this girl rn” -Chad “yeah I know, I’m watching because it’s so awesome”-John

by Fungoid August 27, 2020

tech suckport

English inproficient people, most of who are from China and India, that you must call when you are experiencing errors that make a software product unusable. If you can get a person that can speak some slight resemblance of the English language, consider yourself very lucky. Even then 99% percent of the time they will not be of any help whatsoever, and cause further confusion and even more errors.

Bob: This program is not working. Why don't I call Tech Support?
Joe: You mean Tech Suckport.
Bob: Yes
(Bob picks up the phone and dials the number for Tech Suckport)

Tech Suckport: Yellow. Meecrosof Tack Supaut. Ho ceen I hail yu?
Bob: Hello, I'm having this problem with source control in VSS 2005.
Tech Suckport: Wayt? Ee cent har ya?
Bob: Do you know how to speak Engllsh?
Tech Suckport: Ee don eendursta yo? Yo ned tack lauder.
Bob: I said DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH?
Tech Suckport: Aa. Ingle. I spek vahy god Ingle.
Bob: OK, can you please help me with my problem?
Tech Suckport: Yue prubleeme? Wat prubleeme ees. Plece tai me mah detuh. Ees prubleeme fatulleruh?
Bob: My problem is with Visual Source Safe. Yes it's a fatal error.
Tech Suckport: Oh Visah Sauce Saf. I don no no Sauce Saf. Eys nat mee specsalty. I well geetcowolka huno Sauch Saf.
Bob: Can your coworker speak English?
Tech Suckport: Oh yays. He takeen Eeassellcaws een skull. He leerning god Anglees een Eeassellcaws. I git hem no.
Bob: Never mind. It's hopeless.
Tech Suckport: No eederstend yu senteez. Pless repit.
(Bob slams down the phone)

by Boxcar Bob August 2, 2007

Tech Deck Titties

Tits that have an odd vert ramp shape to them.

Those would look nice if they weren't all tech deck titties

by JohnBobSexiPants October 8, 2008

tech pb

a vast community of paintballers destined to help keep the sport they love alive. helpful, encouraging, just plain awesome.

anti pbnation

hey yo mike you check that thread on pbnation about the new 4000 dollor ion? hell no man tech pb is were its at.

by tothie June 29, 2008

tech-noir

1 - Style of film based on old style Film Noir mixed with modern Sci-Fi

2 - Experimental Band based in the Nottingham/Derby Area

1 - "Bladerunner was shot in a Tech-Noir style

2 - "That new Richard Ashcroft song sounds a lot like thet Tech-Noir song doesn't it?"

by Rasputin_Lives June 23, 2007

Tech A.D.D.

Variation of TADD - An acronym for Technology Attention Deficit Disorder — a condition caused by the excessive use of multiple technologies likely to make it difficult to focus, pay attention or understand anything difficult or challenging.

When Ruth flunked out of college in her freshman year, some of her friends blamed it on Tech A.D.D. - her total immersion in social networking and text-messaging that made it impossible for her to read her course work, pay attention in class or grasp the basics of the courses she was taking.

by Songpoet December 1, 2010