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Tech N9ne

Tech N9ne is a hip hop artist from Kansas City. His lyrics are one of a kind, most songs are very darkish. He likes to describe himself as a dying angel, and devil's friend. His artist name Tech N9ne : nine is the number of completion - nine months of pregnancy, nine lives, 360 degrees (a complete rotation 3+6+0=9). Tec 9 is also a machine gun, and tech stands for technique.
Trapped in a psychos body by tech n9ne:
Don't you come near me cause the devils sittin' next to me
I drink my drink and smoke my weed and pop my extacy
...
If you can hear me, I need help I'm caught and
I'm stuck and I'm trapped in me self don't understand
...
If he wants to kill himself what the fuck you
Think he wanna do to you?
by OllieKickFlip May 4, 2006
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Michigan Tech

Where it's hard to get good grades,
but even harder to get a girlfriend.
Michigan Tech's new ratio is 4 to 1? Screw it, I've got math to do...
by The Spence! October 29, 2008
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Tech Play

The use of technology devices as object during foreplay and/or sexual intercourse. Devices would include but not limited to laptops, cell phones, tables, game console, game console remotes, flash drives, internal/external hard drives, floppy disk, keyboards, etc.
Last night my boyfriend and I tried tech play, he choked me with his phone charger and slapped my ass with his Ipad.
by Sushi Queen of Chicago February 6, 2017
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Broken Tech

A running joke and play on words coined by Brooklyn Tech Students. It's used to refer to the general ineptitude and/or sluggishness of the school at times. The suffix -lyn might also be added to the phrase (mainly in speech though). Ex. Brokenlyn Technical High School
Underclassman A: "Why are the elevators to the lunchroom always under repair?"
Upperclassman B: "Welcome to Broken Tech"
by Overworked & Stressed April 24, 2021
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Brek Tech

The visit to hillside in the 27 minute break halfway through 9am Rec tech to get a takeaway full English
“Hey aren’t you gonna have breakfast before you leave?”

“Nah it’s sound I’ve got brek tech first thing”
by J.D.Wetherspoon April 21, 2020
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women in tech

Typical LinkedIn headline of a woman who doesn't know shit about technology.

Women who are truly specialists in a technology discipline know such a headline does no good to their image.
PROFILE: Jessica P.

Leadership | Sustainability | Creative | Women in Tech
RECRUITER: Damn why does she even have a LinkedIn PROFILE? She can't do shit!
by ClassyDevvv October 26, 2020
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tech ignorant

Used to describe someone who has no idea about technology, including the internet.
Ex-Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott proved he was tech ignorant when he claimed Malcolm Turnbull invented the internet.
by darksyda October 29, 2015
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