Fn-Slide

The act of pushing the Fn key on a keyboard with one hand, then running your other hand across the row with the function keys (F1, F2...). Whatever options are bound to those keys will all be triggered at once. This works best on laptops, as the function keys do things like lock the computer, change screen size, and alter wireless configuration. This often causes destruction to the user's computer, for hilarious effect.

Person 1: What's on your computer?
*leans in, fn-slides, flees*
Person 2: What the fuck! What did you do?
*computer attempts to resize the screen, turn on num lock, hibernate, lock workstation, and change contrast*

by HighPriestMcKickass March 11, 2011

slide slinger

A slide slinger is a guy who hangs out at the park and sells huge Kielbasa’s for a low price.

Hopefully there is a slide slinger at the park. I could totally inhale a kielbasa right now.

by Doey Dickle July 4, 2021

Cobra Slide

Often times the fastest way to get somewhere, even if it is the most dangerous.

The chance of fatally crashing a car on the interstate is about 1/10,000, but taking the cobra slide unprepared is a sure death sentence.

by Father of Time May 6, 2021

Cersei Slide

The act of surreptitiously sidling past two combatants as they are about to engage in mortal combat, knowing full well that at least one of them has reasonable cause to cut you.

James caught his wife cheating with his best friend, but that bitch did the Cersei Slide while they were both distracted.

by Thystle May 16, 2019

Slide-bum

Very serious and not funny painful medical condition.
Injury obtained from improper use of children's play equipment.

Hows the slide-bum? Still cracked?

by miscuzi July 11, 2021

Pop A Slide

A modern version of "Take this job and shove it!!". A perpetrater gets utterly fed up with his or her job and quits in a spectacular style.

Flight attendant Steve: These passengers are barbaric, I can't take it anymore!

Flight attendant Sarah: What are you going to do?

Flight attendant Steve: I'm outta here. I'm going to grab two beers, POP A SLIDE, and run off across the taxiway.

Flight attendant Sarah: Nice.

by Duderston August 12, 2010

Piano Slide

(v.)to slide ones penis across another person's teeth(provided they have teeth). The teeth represent the keys of a piano.

I tuned Scott's mother's piano with a vicious piano slide(with my dick);)

by keo90 February 11, 2009