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blob

an actually lovely person, who is funny, charing sweet, plays video games, and cares for all of those around her, even when she doesn't show it
pandas: hey look, blob gave me another stack of potatos!
wil: wow, she really keeps this whole server running-
by pandypandora June 1, 2021
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Slob Blob

A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.
Yo James, my Dick feels weird.

Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?

Oh no, that's my first slob blob!
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Team blob

A sexy, beautiful team of 7th graders. The team consists of 4 members, called Blob, marmita, shentzoora and jeripiltan. They are gods who are also very sexy.
You're not gonna believe who I saw today... Team blob!!!! They're even sexier irl.
by Punkjunk November 12, 2023
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Blob

Blob is to be a round slime like creature
Me: Have you found out what blob means yet?
My friend: Yeah, it’s like you. Round, chubby and slimy.
Me: That hurt
by TheOrangeBunny May 12, 2020
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blob potato

some one that is lazy fat and eats a lot of food they probably have no friends
bob spend all day in bed is is soo lazy and a blob potato
by billy bob apple June 16, 2022
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De Blob

Only the best game ever made, except I have never played it. Is there a sequel? If there is I've heard its pretty good as well. The game and its alleged sequel were on sale in the 2023 Steam Winter Sale.
Hey man I just downloaded De Blob off of steam since it was on sale for 5 dollars.
No way
No way
No Way
by AsteroidBK January 10, 2024
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Blob Ross

Totally bob ross, original, not copying anything at all
John: Hey let’s watch Blob Ross!
Don: Isn’t he just copying Bob Ro-
John: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhut up
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