A term used to describe when an object reaches a temperature in excess of what would normally be considered 'hot'.
Mr. Spanners addressed the classroom. "Listen up, students, this is an important physics lesson. A cup of tea is hot. An oven is really hot. The lava currently melting through the roof is bastard hot."
"Don't touch! It's bastard hot!”, Jeff the blacksmith shouted across the workshop as Alice stared hypnotically at the glowing orange lump of metal, fresh from the brazing hearth. These warnings fell on deaf ears, as Alice's poor judgement and dull intellect instructed her to pick up the metal piece, promptly rewarding her for this action with second-degree burns.
"But, Dr. McVillainous, the lair's tar pits only need to be hot enough to dispose of pesky superheroes and former employees. Raising the temperature to bastard hot will not provide any advantage and will only raise our fuel bills....", the nervous advisor quivered as he delivered his report.
Dr. McVillainous raised his hand and slapped his subordinate hard across the face. "I want to strike fear into the hearts of men! Nothing short of bastard hot will do!"
"Don't touch! It's bastard hot!”, Jeff the blacksmith shouted across the workshop as Alice stared hypnotically at the glowing orange lump of metal, fresh from the brazing hearth. These warnings fell on deaf ears, as Alice's poor judgement and dull intellect instructed her to pick up the metal piece, promptly rewarding her for this action with second-degree burns.
"But, Dr. McVillainous, the lair's tar pits only need to be hot enough to dispose of pesky superheroes and former employees. Raising the temperature to bastard hot will not provide any advantage and will only raise our fuel bills....", the nervous advisor quivered as he delivered his report.
Dr. McVillainous raised his hand and slapped his subordinate hard across the face. "I want to strike fear into the hearts of men! Nothing short of bastard hot will do!"
by JankZappa January 22, 2022
Get the Bastard Hotmug. An individual that is unaware that they are the cause of an automatic door to open. Often harmless unless the outside temperature is frigid and the opening of the door leads to unwanted bursts of cold air.
It was fricking cold outside & that door bastard kept tripping the automatic sensor so we nearly froze our a$$e$ off in the lobby.
by That old guy January 30, 2009
Get the Door Bastardmug. Mum went out to the barn with Uncle Fred and nine months later, out popped brother Leslie, the incestuous bastard.
by bummed out October 29, 2009
Get the incestuous bastardmug. A definition writer on urban dictionary who seems to have spent his entire life posting definitions.
by Jon Hazell September 20, 2006
Get the bastardized bottomburpmug. Someone who is obscenely wealthy compared to the average working or middle class person and spends their money on likewise obscenely expensive products that have little to no real practicality but that are rather designed for the sole purpose of showing how much money the person has that they can afford such a thing.
Kevin: "Hey, check it out. I just bought the new Macbook Air. It'll make a sweet 2nd laptop. Oh, hold on, someone's calling me on my iphone."
Olivia: "Shut the eff up, rich bastard."
Olivia: "Shut the eff up, rich bastard."
by Jay007 March 25, 2008
Get the rich bastardmug. British slang for a rich person who exhibits poor taste. The high society version of a chav.
Originally Victorian slang for an illegitimate child who presents himself as if he were a true heir; a person who often acts above their station.
Originally Victorian slang for an illegitimate child who presents himself as if he were a true heir; a person who often acts above their station.
by Keenath July 1, 2008
Get the flash bastardmug. A fictional hero from the poorly drawn anime new to adultswim "shin chan". In the show, shin always watches action bastard on tv. Action bastard is always using his "bastardness" to save the day aginst vilans every week.
by flclimax1 September 7, 2007
Get the Action Bastardmug.