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swag surfer

A person with such an incredible amount of swagger that there is no need to put even the most minute amount of effort forth.
Joey - "yo, u callin them females tonight?"
Pekelo - "nawh, fuck that I ain't callin shit, we hittin the bar... imma swag surfer mayne... betchu we pull betta ones within minutes."
by Cushuito January 16, 2010
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Stealth Surfing

Surfing the internet at work, while appearing to be very busy working.

Usually accomplished by having several documents / programs open on your computer, while you surf the web. With one click, you are back to studying that interminable excel spreadsheet.
"Dude, I have so much work on my plate, but I spent the morning stealth surfing."
by Carsan07 January 15, 2010
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Swag Surf

This is a typical HBCU dance. It envolves a large crowd, moving side to side, moving your arms downward; while the whole crowd simultaneously moves the same direction to the beat.
Student 1: G I just came from Spelman/Morehouse homecoming
Student 2: I heard it was LIT fam.
Student 3: Yes there swag surf was snatched!
Student 1: There the best out here man!
by Ms_PrissyPris January 11, 2016
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Pod Surfing

In the game Battlefield 2142 players are given access to Launch Pods from either APCs or the Titan Airships.

This allows the player to be launched a limited distance in the battlemap in a short space of time towards the ground but with some control of direction.

Some players have adapted the controls for the game that allows them to cover more distance from the pod (after practice it can even be limitless).

This is normally seen as glitching and is often banned on most game servers.

Note after a patch released from DiCE (Maker of the game) this has been somewhat reduced but not completely eliminated.
Player 1: How did he get to the other side of the map like that?
Player 2: He Podsurfed all the way across
Player 3: Is Pod Surfing allowed??
by Dean Athow February 25, 2008
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Clit Surfing

I heard Becky clit surfing in her room yesterday.
by Guns blazin July 7, 2011
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surfer rosa

album by the pixies that came out in 1988. it has a cool rough and raw sound, like they're playing in the same room.
"once i buy sufer rosa, my life will be complete."

"i gave my extra copy of surfer rosa to fanboy and he has yet to listen to it. stupid bastard!"
by brittles September 13, 2004
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Shit Surf

Surfing the internet on your smartphone while taking a shit at work.
Bro1- Hey bro what do you do at work?
Bro2- Dude, I shit surf all day.
Bro1- That’s cool as fuck I need a job like that.
Bro2- Yeah man, I roll into the handicap stall at least 6-7 times a day to shit surf. Sometimes I don’t even shit, pure bordem sends me to the boss free sanctuary.
by AA-Team May 6, 2009
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