squirt worm

A wanna be fuck boy that you put in their place real fucking quick.

Gary is a well known squirt worm. He likes to try to get all of the bitches.

by Slonegrey March 17, 2016

monkey squirts

when explosive diarrheal excrement exits the human body in a solid, watery, yellow stream.

Man in the bathroom hollering to his wife: “Hey honey...did that Chinese food give you the monkey squirts?”

by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018

Jizzum Squirt

When a male cums so forceful it can cover quite a bit of distance.

Guys jerkin off layin in bed and his cum manages to land halfway across the room therefore he jizzum squirted

by [e-mail] August 26, 2008

Creamy Squirt

Its like a man's sperm, but for a girl.

"Her creamy squirting made me horny"

by Pu$$yFuck3r420 May 01, 2019

Tickle squirt

When someone tickles you so hard you piss yourself.

Oh my god, you should have seen when zack made Curtis tickle squirt.

by almightgamR June 11, 2014

dwarf squirt

dwarf squirt may sound like a tasty snacky treat but its only used for the fakest enorts. fenorts MUST be squirted immediatly as we all know and what better way to do so with dwarf juice. however dwarf pubes work just as gud.

"ya know poltry im such an enort. Like father enort who??? im gonna make everyone an enort."
"actually factually zendudi you are infact nOt and enort and will always and forever be a fenort you ugly ass shit head with a splash of diarrhea. you pussy ass hoe . fake bitch go back to your hole. ENORTS UNITE... GET THE DWARF SQUIRT."

by Careble rowehoe June 26, 2018

Hershey squirts

water shit

He had the Hershey squirts in school yesterday

by Fuck2013 January 11, 2021