Hurting for a Squirting

Extremely horny

Sally was so horny after a big night, she was hurting for a squirting

by bljb1 May 12, 2021

Hershey squirts

water shit

He had the Hershey squirts in school yesterday

by Fuck2013 January 11, 2021

Rage Squirting

Angrily and vigorously masturbating.

She dumped me and I started rage squirting to shameful pictures.

by Zaeglamesh March 12, 2014

squirt worm

A wanna be fuck boy that you put in their place real fucking quick.

Gary is a well known squirt worm. He likes to try to get all of the bitches.

by Slonegrey July 23, 2016

monkey squirts

when explosive diarrheal excrement exits the human body in a solid, watery, yellow stream.

Man in the bathroom hollering to his wife: “Hey honey...did that Chinese food give you the monkey squirts?”

by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018

dwarf squirt

dwarf squirt may sound like a tasty snacky treat but its only used for the fakest enorts. fenorts MUST be squirted immediatly as we all know and what better way to do so with dwarf juice. however dwarf pubes work just as gud.

"ya know poltry im such an enort. Like father enort who??? im gonna make everyone an enort."
"actually factually zendudi you are infact nOt and enort and will always and forever be a fenort you ugly ass shit head with a splash of diarrhea. you pussy ass hoe . fake bitch go back to your hole. ENORTS UNITE... GET THE DWARF SQUIRT."

by Careble rowehoe June 25, 2018

Jizzum Squirt

When a male cums so forceful it can cover quite a bit of distance.

Guys jerkin off layin in bed and his cum manages to land halfway across the room therefore he jizzum squirted

by [e-mail] October 16, 2008