A sexual fetish, similar to sploshing/food sitting/cake farts, but specifically with the use of pies.
That dude's a squat cobbler... You know.. he gets off sitting on various pies. Boston cream, Dutch Apple, lemon meringue, if it's a pie he's sitting on it and loving it.
by mediaskate648 May 27, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. When you’re walking in the Middle East and have to take a shit, so you lift your man dress and go where ever you please.
by Niceguysfinishfirst June 7, 2018
Get the Haj Squatmug. A common misinterpretation of the phrase "pop a squat" which results in its personification.
In the phrase, the words "Pop a" are heard as "Papa," where "Papa" is defined as "Father."
After internalizing the definition, it becomes acceptable to use the phrase "Father Squat" interchangeably with "Papa Squat."
In the phrase, the words "Pop a" are heard as "Papa," where "Papa" is defined as "Father."
After internalizing the definition, it becomes acceptable to use the phrase "Father Squat" interchangeably with "Papa Squat."
Vivian: "I'm tired of standing, let's pop a squat"
Marcus: "Who is Papa Squat?"
Vivian: "haha"
Marcus: (after internalizing his mistake) "Okay, we can Father Squat"
Marcus: "Who is Papa Squat?"
Vivian: "haha"
Marcus: (after internalizing his mistake) "Okay, we can Father Squat"
by MJecks December 7, 2010
Get the Papa Squatmug. awkward semi-squat generally used by sorority girls to cram another row of girls into a photo. Hands on knees, slight incline, attempt to look upright and perky.
by katia scherbatsky December 9, 2008
Get the srat squatmug. like if your at a girls basketball game and the girl is on a break away against one girl you say "Taco squat her"!!!
by Marcelino Gonzalez III/ Bronson Asher July 8, 2006
Get the taco squatmug. (verb) To put a barbell with plates on it, on your shoulders and to squat down onto a penis. This workout exercise is measured in the number of plates squatted and the inches of the penis that penetrates. Often done at the JCC, and gyms throughout Israel.
"Hey David, have you been working out?"
"Yes Alex, I have."
"What have you been doing?"
"I've started maxing out my Dick Squat"
"That's kind of gross"
"Well it's great for core and sphincter strength."
"Yes Alex, I have."
"What have you been doing?"
"I've started maxing out my Dick Squat"
"That's kind of gross"
"Well it's great for core and sphincter strength."
by greenpointSS March 22, 2010
Get the Dick Squatmug. say you want to search on Google.com for teletubbies.com, britneyspears.com, metallica.com, linkinpark.com, (or any other website with correct spelling names,) and you misspell the proper name such as mettallica.com, linkinnparc.com, (because you don't know the correct spelling) you are directed to porn sites or spyware.
and most of these typos are done by children who are under the age of 18...see also cyber-squatters
and most of these typos are done by children who are under the age of 18...see also cyber-squatters
Man1: Let's see if I can get some information on the band "metallica" on "google"....now, how do u spell "metallica", is it 1 "T" and 2 L's or is it 2 T's and 1 "L"...i hope i don't get any typo-squatting porn websites....
typo-squatting
typo-squatting
by blthrskt December 28, 2005
Get the typo-squattingmug.