by Goodtogo May 27, 2014
Flag football with tampon strings. Traditionally played by women, though technically anyone with a vag can play. Considered to be the bloodiest sport in existence.
Dyke 1: Bitch, I just grabbed yo' flag!!
Dyke 2: Awww snap! I knew I shouldn't have played snatch football in these shorts...
Dyke 2: Awww snap! I knew I shouldn't have played snatch football in these shorts...
by WTHJ222 March 27, 2008
n. Female version of Douche-bag.
A girl so clueless and lost in her own sense of misplaced greatness that she doesn't realize how big a waste of flesh she is.
A girl so clueless and lost in her own sense of misplaced greatness that she doesn't realize how big a waste of flesh she is.
Paris Hilton is such a "snatch ratchet, " she's famous for the stupid look on her face, brainlessly following every trend, and having no real worth on a human level to anyone except to be the punchline of jokes.
by The New OED October 06, 2009
by Gingerman69 January 12, 2010
by da ma October 03, 2003
A person who cock blocks someone for their own benefit, as apposed to stopping a friend from making a bad decision.
It may be used in many forms
It may be used in many forms
---Verb
-Can you believe I cocked blocked Jon last night. He is going to be so mad when he finds out I got with that chick instead of him. Damn I'm one sly snatch burgling son of a bitch.
-I hope that snatch burgling jock knocked up that girl last night.
---Noun
-Dude I got a disorderly conduct today, because I beat the hell out of that snatch burglar from last night.
-Can you believe I cocked blocked Jon last night. He is going to be so mad when he finds out I got with that chick instead of him. Damn I'm one sly snatch burgling son of a bitch.
-I hope that snatch burgling jock knocked up that girl last night.
---Noun
-Dude I got a disorderly conduct today, because I beat the hell out of that snatch burglar from last night.
by Snatch Burglar DELUX August 18, 2009
The textural, temperal, and aromatic state of a vagina after the woman has run approximately 26 miles.
by MattYouKnowWho August 10, 2008