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The simulation con

Gaslight a person until they they see the world as a simulation and material wealth as an illusion.
I will be ready to get the team back together for the simulation con just after I finish spinning this top.
by northbot October 20, 2025
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its simulated

Such a beast, can trickshot, OG player former eRa, Auto, Saw, Genesis

Best of the best

should be in Auto again
guy 1: look omfg its simulated, that beast trickshotter with the @Sihmulation
guy 2: LETS GET HIS AUTOGRAPH COME ON DUDE
by Not Simulated October 14, 2014
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Reading Simulator

A term typically used to describe any video game that has very little gameplay other than reading dialogues.
“Have you played (insert game here)?”

“nah I don’t play boring reading simulators.”
by mcwixard January 2, 2021
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Pet Simulator 99

Wow.This part 2 update for Pet Simulator 99 sucks big time.
by xcon_ban on ROBLOX March 21, 2025
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Waiting Simulator

"Waiting Simulator" is a term used to describe games, particularly mobile games, that utilize a mechanic of artificially delaying player progress through time-based activities, such as the hatching of an egg, the completion of a building upgrade, or the acquisition of in-game resources. This mechanic is often used to encourage players to spend real money on in-game currency or items in order to speed up the process and avoid the wait.

The term "Waiting Simulator" is used derisively, as it implies that the game is more about waiting than actually playing, and that the player's enjoyment is hindered by the constant delays. It is often used to critique the design choices of mobile games, as this mechanic can be seen as a way to increase revenue through microtransactions rather than improving the gameplay experience.

In summary, "Waiting Simulator" is a pejorative term used to describe games that prioritize time-based activities and delay player progress as a means of monetization, ultimately hindering the player's enjoyment of the game.
"I tried playing that new mobile game, but it turned out to be a total waiting simulator. I spent more time waiting for my buildings to upgrade than actually playing the game."

"The game was enjoyable at first, but once I hit the paywall, it turned into a waiting simulator. I had to wait for days to get enough resources to advance, or pay real money to speed up the process."
"I don't like games that use the waiting simulator mechanic. It feels like a cheap way to make money and takes away from the overall gaming experience."
by St4rSky May 9, 2023
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Simule

The act of trying to repeat a fart-like sound (such as scraping a chair leg on the ground, or the air escaping from a cushion as you sit on it) so that others around you know that it wasn't actually you flatulating. This very rarely works.
Everyone in the pews glared at Sue in church as she bobbed up and down on the plastic cushion in her attempts to produce a simule. They simply thought that she had farted and was now trying to disperse the smell.
by zimzamzim August 4, 2010
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Simulated Bacon Bits

Guy: Your not even Bacon bits your SIMULATED bacon bits!
by The baconater August 1, 2009
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