Selective hearing

Hearing what you want too

I am selective hearing

by Webster englishary October 14, 2021

Selective hearing

Selective hearing is a bit like WHEN UR DUMB ASS PARENTS call ur name and u say what and they don't say anything till u go to them.

Parent:"Jimmy!! "
Jimmy:what!!

*silence*
Jimmy:WHAT MOM/DAD!!

*Silence again
(This is literally selective hearing)

by Noxturnal February 21, 2022

Selective Bad Boy

Someone who acts like he's tough around people he knows won't be a threat, but as soon as the real threats/badboys appear - they act scared, timid and don't speak with the same aggressive energy at all.

Abdul: I thought Joey from Homerton was really about this road life, but then some yutes from Stratford turned up and stepped to him, and he went bare silent and just let them jack his chain.

Mustafa: That's cause Joey's just a selective bad boy!

by Urban Dictionnairé June 9, 2022

Alliance Selection

Selection of teams for a tournament, originally spawned from the FIRST robotics competition, but can be used for any sport.

"The NCAA college basketball alliance selection is tomorrow!"
"Sweet! I can't wait to watch that!"

by SHG10 March 13, 2010

natural selection

when an event occurs naturally, especially involving animals

John: I hit and killed a deer today.
Paul: I think that's illegal.
John: How? Isn't it natural selection anyway? I naturally hit it?

by WiseElf October 12, 2015

Bo-selecta

Those who voted for Boris Johnson in the 2019 UK general election.
A greeting used by supporters of Boris Johnson to address each other.

"This place is full of noisy Bo-selectas - let's move to another bar."
"Yo Bo-selecta! We smashed Labour out of the park this time around."

by thesaurus-Rex December 20, 2019

chicken select

a person you are deeply in love with. if someone calls you their chicken select keep them forever.

Your my chicken select

by iminlovewithpostmalone April 27, 2020