Screw-jitsu

Using submission techniques on your partner during sex. Screw-jitsu is frequently employed to facilitate unhindered getaway after sex, to spice things up, or just for practicing techniques.

Brian: Where's your wife?

Scott: Sleeping upstairs.

Brian: During your party?

Scott: She was giving me birthday head and I put her in a triangle. Maybe I should have let up before she went out. She didn't tap out...

Brian: Well she should know the rules of screw-jitsu by now.

by dr. dave js October 7, 2011

grub screw

Going home for lunch and having sex instead of your grub aka food

Did you go home for a grub screw

by Madaboutmoos October 25, 2017

screw terminals

1. Electric terminals connected by a screw facet.
2. A term used when you feel anger as if you were saying "screw you".

Lex:"I can't believe you did this to her Mark, how could you treat Madeline that way?"

Mark: "Screw terminals!"

by A baka. May 11, 2016

Screw finger

The action of putting your index finger up somebody’s butt hole and spinning them round similar to how you would with a basketball

Hey man, did you see that kid!? He got the screw finger dog!

by Thekidriddler69 August 29, 2021

porn screwed

The act of getting really and explicitly fucked over.

Lou: I just found out that my girlfriend cheated on me with the guy that stole my identity.

Steve: Dude, you got porn screwed.

by Karly & Emmy July 6, 2008

Screwing the pooch

Nice way of saying "fucking the dog". Wasting time while on the clock.

I don't get much work done on Fridays, because I spend most of the day screwing the pooch.

by Motorhead October 16, 2011

Chopped and Screwed

1. Being Chopped and Screwed is when a male or female pretends to be interested in you romantically and then rejects you.

2. Or when you try to pursue someone and get rejected hard

Example 1: Man: Let me buy you a drink.
Woman: No thanks.
Man 2: Damn, you've been chopped and screwed!

Example 2: Woman: You want to do something later?
Man: No, I don't think so.
Woman: (thinks) jeez, talk about getting chopped and screwed.

by streetelitecj December 9, 2008