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Scouse vindaloo

The Scouse vindaloo is a term used for when you and the bird come home after a night out. Instead of ordering a curry & tailing the shit out of her, you shit in her face (the curry) smother it around like a face mask and leave it to solidify for 10 to 15 minutes. After that it’s optional what you do with it.
It could be used as a code that nobody understands for example Instead or asking to leave a party early to shag the wife you say

“Oi peng ting, Scouse vindaloo?”
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scouse

that’s scouse that lad
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Scouser

A Person from Liverpool England , home 2 the best football team in Europe and the best , most devoted fans , Liverpudlians
Guy 1- Do you know them Scousers they are boss ?
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scouse pudding

“I took Brittany out for dinner the other night and got a scouse pudding on the ride home”
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scouse rolex

Terry the Scally went out after his curfew wearing his Scouse Rolex.
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Scousers

Really daft people
Don't deserve opinions
Those bloody scousers man. Dumbasses
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Scousealation

When sitting around doing fuck all all day becomes your new normal.
I've gotten so used to to the covid isolation I don't think I'll be able to go back to work. I've gone and got scousealation.
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