When you attempt a fart, but afterwards you think you may have let out a bit of shit in your pants instead. You're not sure though. Until you check, you can't be sure.
by Tommy Pits December 03, 2020
A thought experiment involving a blindfold, a guy, and a girl. While blindfolded, you receive a blowjob from one of them, but you don’t know who. The act remains "not gay" until the blindfold is removed. As long as you don’t look, it’s assumed the girl is doing the job—thereby keeping things hetero by default.
Bro, I got a Schrödinger's Blowjob, I think the dude sucked my dick because he was wiping his lips afterwards.
by dingusdugglas January 29, 2025
Schrödinger's Cat is thought experiment that shows something called superposition, with a box, a cat, some poison (or radiation, or bomb, or whatever, it is just supposed to kill the cat), and a object that could read a particle's spin. Erwin Schrödinger thought that if you put a cat in a box with something that could harm them, and you can't see inside the box, the cat is both dead and alive all at the same time.
by Owlss June 13, 2022
A nightmare I had back in the early 2010's.
The big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head.
I woke up.
The big, black Schrödinger's Cat jumped on my head.
I woke up.
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
A thoughtless political experiment in which contradictory and counterproductive governance creates a society so fragmented and chaotic that its leaders are only mocked rather than overthrown.
by Professor Arsegarp July 23, 2021
People who make triggering posts online but made it vague enough that people wouldn't be able to tell if it was sarcastic or not. A schrödinger's wuss will retract his/her statements if the post backfires on them. They can usually be found in facebook groups and forums discussing video games.
That schrödinger's wuss just claimed that his post was sarcastic and was made to show how easily offended the people of the community are. What a joke!
by Dangodingo September 20, 2021
"Schrödinger's Cringe" (noun): A phenomenon analogous to the theoretical construct of Schrödinger's Cat, posited within the realm of human social comportment. It delineates a state of perplexing ambiguity wherein the perception of one's own behavior as cringeworthy or socially acceptable remains undetermined until subjected to external observation. This condition engenders a profound existential quandary, wherein individuals find themselves suspended betwixt the poles of approbation and derision, unable to definitively ascertain their social standing or comportment. Thus, akin to the paradoxical ruminations of yore, "Schrödinger's Cringe" illuminates the intricate interplay between subjective self-perception and societal evaluation in the annals of human interaction.
"In navigating the soirées of high society, the gentleman found himself ensnared by the enigma of 'Schrödinger's Cringe,' unsure whether his witty repartee would be hailed as charming or condemned as gauche until the quizzical glances of his peers rendered their judgment."
by Whitepeople.com July 01, 2024