1. When you want to fart, but you don’t know if it’s a fart or shit.
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down
Oh boy, that hurts, but I’m not taking my chance with Schrödinger's shit.

I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.
by Amiricle February 7, 2023
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1. When you want to fart, but you don’t know if it’s a fart or shit.
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down
Oh boy, that hurts, but I’m not taking my chance with Schrödinger's shit.

I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.
by Amiricle February 7, 2023
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a parent who abuses a child verbally and physically, but proceeds to claim that it’s because they love them/it’s for their own good
have you heard about John Lennon’s parenting life?”
“he must be a Schrödinger’s Parent”
by sitemanlol May 18, 2023
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Schrödinger's cat. when you look back at the night with her and wonder if the event really happened.
Did I fuck her? Or didn't I? Her box is like Schrödinger's Pussy on a qantum level.
by ^^!$#@ December 27, 2022
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A coder who calls his code "good" or bad depending on if people criticize it or not.
"My code is flawless and perfect"
*with one group* "Just joking, its complete ass"
*with another* "it's just perfect amirite"
"You're a total Schrödinger's Coder you know that right?"
by Avery Zap April 2, 2022
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A circumstance when being billed where you suspect VAT both has and hasn't been charged, with both simultaneously being true until the Inland Revenue looks into it.
That could be Schrödinger's VAT on your scribbled bill.
by Greenplanetfish October 25, 2022
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