monkey squirts

when explosive diarrheal excrement exits the human body in a solid, watery, yellow stream.

Man in the bathroom hollering to his wife: “Hey honey...did that Chinese food give you the monkey squirts?”

by CBR_Rider February 21, 2018

Jizzum Squirt

When a male cums so forceful it can cover quite a bit of distance.

Guys jerkin off layin in bed and his cum manages to land halfway across the room therefore he jizzum squirted

by [e-mail] October 16, 2008

squirt squirrel

When a dirt squirrel has been known to enjoy herself so much that she squirts her appreciation on her partner.

I dumped my boyfriend because he only likes squirt squirrels.

by Nae Nae Jo January 12, 2011

Hershey squirts

water shit

He had the Hershey squirts in school yesterday

by Fuck2013 January 11, 2021

Rage Squirting

Angrily and vigorously masturbating.

She dumped me and I started rage squirting to shameful pictures.

by Zaeglamesh March 12, 2014

squirt worm

A wanna be fuck boy that you put in their place real fucking quick.

Gary is a well known squirt worm. He likes to try to get all of the bitches.

by Slonegrey July 23, 2016

Creamy Squirt

Its like a man's sperm, but for a girl.

"Her creamy squirting made me horny"

by Pu$$yFuck3r420 May 1, 2019