Rivers of shit

Allegorical image used to highlight the decadence and the intrinsic high inefficiency of democratic states, by supporters of lightweight dictatorships. Frequently contraposed to technocracies, that is, forms of government where scientists and engineers (especially males) are the actual decision-makers.

In the fifties, in Singapore you had just rivers of shit, but nowadays everything works like a clockwork.

by dryoweegog January 21, 2010

River Road

A term for getting drunk.
Supposedly originated from a town in New York where all the alcoholics would go to drink.

Let go to River Road tonight

by StanCan January 23, 2007

Deep river

Adjective for super drunk....to the point where you can barely walk or talk

Person: dude we got deep river'd last night. I don't remember anything

Person 2: just a normal day here in deep river

by cheafromdeep December 15, 2011

River Pig

Very large, and usually ugly, women who go out in public when they have no business doing so. They are most content in a river due to the waters relief of their weight.

When I went to Wisconsin State Fair I saw thousands of river pigs, whatever happened to shame?

by kj21 April 28, 2009

Red River

A Girl on her period

You can run the Red River, just don't drink the water!

by roast November 15, 2002

river shotty

This requires using the straws that come with specific blunt brands, namely Bluntwraps. Any straw will do really. When the blunt is small enough to be placed in the straw, a river shotty is performed just the same way a regular shotty is. The main difference is that when the smoke is coming out of the straw it comes out much finer, thicker, and reliably than the end of a blunt. The term 'river' is there because it resembles a river of smoke rushing into the mouth of the person receiving the shotty.

Highly suggestible for those who have never tried it.

Jesus christ...Marilyn just gave me the sickest river shotty. That went straight to my head! God damn. Couldn't stop coughing though

by GrandMasterPizza June 4, 2010

cream river

The river that of cum from a girls pussy after her pussy is flooded with cum.

"Damn, Jessica had the craziest cream river last night!"

by man of the year October 10, 2014