Public breakfast

When a male on the toilet is shitting, he runs outside with shit sticking half-way out his ass, and screams, "LOOK AT MY BREAKFAST!"

Yesterday, I did a public breakfast, and it fell out.

by Thethekvr May 14, 2014

Public School

Pain

Public school is Pain and suffering

by CoolKid99999999999999999999999 November 30, 2021

Public scream

The most annoying people you will ever meet they scream loud and long for little or absolutely no reason in public in fact when I was swimming once I went in the deep end and when I came back up a little 8 year old girl screamed for thirty seconds straight thinking I was drowning I literally wanna stab everyone of them

Dad: I'm home
Daughter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- ohh I thought you were a robber sorry
Dad: bitch I'll give you a reason to scream you public screamer-
Daughter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Xbix222 August 17, 2011

public nuisance

A stupid fag that pisses off everybody around them, they are either completely aware or completely oblivious to it.

That man fucking a bourse in the mall is a public nuisance

by Ugtgu September 15, 2021

Public Commenter

A public commenter is one who comments on public pages, news articles or Facebook posts. These comments are not directed at anyone in particular and can often be riddled with grammatical errors.

It is often not until you become friends with someone that you find out they spend their spare time on the internet making unintelligent comments to an unspecified audience.

Natalie: "Oh, I found a really cute guy on Tinder the other day; then I found out he was a public commenter!"
Hayden: "A public commenter, what did he do?"
Natalie: "He commented on Mark Zuckerberg's recent post saying "The new Facebooks so dumb, bring da old one back!!!"
Hayden: "Should have swiped left!"

by pony1234 July 20, 2016

Public Part

My penis.

"Have you seen David's public part? It's massive!"

by ScottWozniak February 25, 2022

public eggsecution

Publicly shaming shameful behavior by throwing eggs at the offender

At happy hour last night, Fred quipped tongue-in-cheek that the University City community planning committee should be publicly eggsecuted for putting up all that hideous street "art" (if you can call it that) all along Governor Drive. Everyone there agreed with him. I wanted to know what all the fuss was about so I took a stroll this morning to check it out. Oh my, I absolutely see why he would call for public eggsecution. I wasn't given a vote on it, were you? Was anyone in the community? The word HIDEOUS is as close a descriptor as it gets but still doesn't do it justice. I hope the community rises up to have those giant tribal-looking popsicle sticks taken down. What a blight on our little community's main thoroughfare! Blechhh! Take them down!

by The Gideon Lion June 22, 2022