1. a thing men need and worship
2. a thing women use
3. A thing that the more douchey men believe makes them special or sexually attractive, when really there are literally billions of other people with dicks just like theirs, or better.
4. a name most young lesbian girls call douches or exes
2. a thing women use
3. A thing that the more douchey men believe makes them special or sexually attractive, when really there are literally billions of other people with dicks just like theirs, or better.
4. a name most young lesbian girls call douches or exes
1. Horrace could never live without his penis
2. Jane was bored so she decided to go get a penis
3. Fabio: Bitch! U kno u wannit!! Dayum! I bet all the girls in here wanna suck my huge D!
Goldigger: Ehem, your tiny penis is not made out of solid gold!
4. Layne: Izzy is such a penis!
2. Jane was bored so she decided to go get a penis
3. Fabio: Bitch! U kno u wannit!! Dayum! I bet all the girls in here wanna suck my huge D!
Goldigger: Ehem, your tiny penis is not made out of solid gold!
4. Layne: Izzy is such a penis!
by scratchmaster101 January 21, 2011
Get the Penismug. 
A mans genitals that most times control them and the their mind cause most of all the time they use there penis for excuse and think only with it
1) I sat down on that boys lap and his penis got hard it doesn't take much
2) Its not my fault I have a penis Im always horny
3) you make my penis this way it's not my fault
4) I didn't mean to fuck her my penis just kinda shot out
2) Its not my fault I have a penis Im always horny
3) you make my penis this way it's not my fault
4) I didn't mean to fuck her my penis just kinda shot out
by Thekittenmaster December 18, 2014
Get the Penismug. by trinbin October 30, 2003
Get the Penismug. 
1: Something women endure for money or semen.
2: Something all women hate and use to abuse men.
3: The part of a man that causes him to put aside solid rational thinking and allow a woman into his life.
4: The #2 root of all evil in the world.
5: Apparently an organ men only use to hurt and abuse women.
2: Something all women hate and use to abuse men.
3: The part of a man that causes him to put aside solid rational thinking and allow a woman into his life.
4: The #2 root of all evil in the world.
5: Apparently an organ men only use to hurt and abuse women.
Timothy used his penis to abuse his wife on their honeymoon. He later made up for it with years of handing over his paycheck for his mistake.
by Dry Rubber Chicken July 22, 2010
Get the Penismug.