Pecan (Puh-kahn)

This is one of those words that people across this damn country love to disagree about how its pronounced. The correct way to say the term "Pecan", is PuH-KAHN, not PEE-CAN. A PEE CAN is something you piss in, a Puh-Kahn is that nut that is oh so pleasurable just like when you bust a nut.

Your Aunt that is obsessed with Astrology likely swears it is PEE-CAN, however, just like with Astrology, she is completely wrong.

Dale- "Hey, how do you say the word Pecan (Puh-kahn)"
Ethan- "I personally say PEE-CAN"
Dale- "Just like everything you've said, Ethan, is incorrect. A PEE-CAN is something you piss in."

by EricSparks November 6, 2025

berry pecan

Perfection.

Dude, the girl I met last night was like a berry pecan.

by TheRequiemOfZero January 14, 2014

chocolate pecan

Similar to a glazed pecan, but happens after anal sex then continuing into vaginal sex.

Hey do you think Susie will finally let me give her a chocolate pecan tonight?

by glazedpecan October 28, 2015

Butter Pecan

When your dogs head is a specific colour of red and brown and it makes you crangy. The colour looks like a candied or butter pecan.

“Pippa, my little butter pecan.”

by Pippa_is_a_butter_pecan_🐶😍 April 13, 2019

dirty pecan

The act of eating a very little amount so then later you shit a small pebble in your partner’s mouth and they keep it in there until it hardens

My mouth still hurts from last night when I did the dirty pecan

by Kzkzkxxkxkxk December 13, 2022

dirty pecan

The act of eating a very little amount so then later you shit a small pebble in your partner’s mouth and they keep it in there until it hardens

My mouth still hurts from last night when I did the dirty pecan

by Kzkzkxxkxkxk December 13, 2022

candied pecans

When you nut in someone’s ass, you’ve left the cum there. You sprinkle salt, cinnamon & sugar onto said cum & anus and let it dry. You peel off after everything has dried and eat it!

“Man, my girlfriend made the most delicious candied pecans the other night. Much better than my grandma’s.”

by MacyWindgate December 25, 2022